Something small but free for my MLP brothers

[dynabite]

A fellow named Pink from near Sydney
Shoved it in up to her kidney
But a Canuck from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a big one now didn't 'e

 

[davebag89]

There once was a young man from Paisley, who could not find a good rhyme for Paisley, he said "this is pish, how I fervently wish, I was born somewhere other than Paisley.

 

[davebag89]

A slavering pervert called Lenny, sought pleasure in abergavenny, his bestial urges led him to grass verges, his girlfriends were wooly and many

 

[PINKBITS]

A fellow named Pink from near Sydney
Shoved it in up to her kidney
But a Canuck from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a big one now didn't 'e

Pretty good and vulgar too

 

[AXE]

There once was a lad named Pinky
Who loved to jubble his winky
Of that he was proud
And shouted out loud
To bad it's so damn dinky.

 

[davebag89]

There was a young scotsman called Andy, who knocked over a bottle of brandy, he lifted his kilt to mop up what spilled, and the barmaid said, "ooh, that's handy"

 

[Drudeboy]

Pinkbits is giving some shit away
but what I need is a nice new ashtray
If I happened to win
I'd chuck it in the bin
That or I'd just give it away

 

[davebag89]

One for Drude There once was a man from leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds, blades of grass, grew out of his arse, and his bollocks are covered in weeds

 

[jonesy]

Ok, I'll have a go at it....



There once was an Aussie named Pinky,
He loved his limericks soooo stinky,
But with the blink of an eye,
He caught his pecker in his fly,
And that's his reason for strong drinky!

 

[PINKBITS]

Ok, I'll have a go at it....



There once was an Aussie named Pinky,
He loved his limericks soooo stinky,
But with the blink of an eye,
He caught his pecker in his fly,
And that's his reason for strong drinky!

I've actually done that Jonesy, not nice

 

[AXE]

There once was a picker named Bole
Who had teeth inside his bunghole
He gave them a brush
And when he did flush
Ahh shit I can't think of anything else.

 

[Exluthier]

I don't have a stop tail anything at the moment but I'll share this one for free:

There once was a girl named Erin,
Whose pussy she was fond of sharin'.
One cock was alright,
though she'd never be called tight,
For her, it was best with a pair in.

 

[PINKBITS]

There once was a lad named Pinky
Who loved to jubble his winky
Of that he was proud
And shouted out loud
To bad it's so damn dinky.

There once was an arsewipe named AXE
That got a bad case of the clap
It hurt when he peed
and his taint it did bleed
He should have checked out that whores slat.

 

[PINKBITS]

I don't have a stop tail anything at the moment but I'll share this one for free:

There once was a girl named Erin,
Whose pussy she was fond of sharin'.
One cock was alright,
though she'd never be called tight,
For her, it was best with a pair in.

I like that one

 

[dynabite]

There once was a hooker or two
That filled their vaginas with glue
They said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too

 

[Exluthier]

Glad you got a chuckle. It might get published in a limerick book later this year.

 

[cmcoram]

There once was a hooker or two
That filled their vaginas with glue
They said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too

 

[Splattle101]

Another old convict named Splattle,
Had balls with a terrible rattle.
To cure this complaint, he lubed his old taint...
with a gel for impregnating cattle!

You been looking in my bathroom cabinet again?? Bastard!

 

[specflec]

Writing limericks seems to be all the rage
And ol' PinkStuff is paying a good wage
I'm amused and excited
But will ne'er know what's decided
'Cause I can't click to the next goddamn page.

 

[diceman]

There once was a bastard named Dice
every guitar he owned was nice
he showed off the pics
which inflated our d**ks
for the Bloodburst, I had to c*m twice