Someone Kill Me

[Nard]

This is the 3rd time.

That's just plain abuse.

This is grounds for divorce

Your post should read someone kill my wife.

Any more and your next one might be be I Just Killed My Wife

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

I’ve watched stinkers with my wife. It’s a sacrifice play.
My only advice is to next time fondle her lady parts during the film and get a little something for yourself for the effort.

 

[05jrock]

Dont wanna be there, fake having the squirts. Say you have sore guts then mumble "uh oh" and briskly walk away . Sit on the toilet browsing mlp til the movie finishes

 

[lucidspoon]

I guess I take for granted that my wife doesn't make me watch stuff I won't like. It's not often, but sometimes she'll bring home a Redbox that I have no desire seeing. When she sees me pick it up, she'll say something like, "I'll watch that tomorrow when you're not around." Good.

 

[DarrellV]

Dont wanna be there, fake having the squirts. Say you have sore guts then mumble "uh oh" and briskly walk away . Sit on the toilet browsing mlp til the movie finishes

Don't forget the sound effects!
Lots of flushing and groaning

 

[NRBQ]

I remember there was all this talk about the new flick, who should be in it, and all of this, finally it came out and it seemed to disappear as quickly as it came. A blip to my memory, haven't seen it, probably won't. I don't think I'm going to call them, no I'm sure of it.

 

[DarrellV]

Just checking in to see if OP still has a pulse......

 

[Caretaker]

It`s stuff like this that convinces me if I was married....I`d be divorced.

 

[PRCJ]

My wife is watching the new Ghostbusters.

It's the part where Thor comes in and applies for the receptionist job.

If you don't like the new Ghostbusters then you're a cis white privileged male scum. Have you not yet turned your balls in to the SJW police?

If you haven't, they'll be by shortly.

"Please comply," is what I think they'll request.

 

[Scooter2112]

Pretty sure that is going to be called "Fat privileged." The next Hollywood support groups are going to be "I was too [insert adjective here] to be raped by Harvey Weinstein" and they will be suing him for discrimination because he did not assault them.

I've always had a hunch that the conventional wisdom that stated that rape was violence and not sex was all bullshit.
I've never met a fat ugly chick that was raped.

 

[LP121]

Just checking in to see if OP still has a pulse......

I took Mal's advice and found something else to do.

 

[ehb]

I think I'll pass then.... Haven't seen it.... Now I won't...

My wife and I went to see The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai when it came out years back. The absolute worst movie I've seen....

Until that night, I had never seen that many folks go up front to ask for their money back at a theatre... Dayum... Halfway thru, my wife and I were by ourselves.... I wanted to see just how stupid it would get... Oh, it got waaaay stupid....

 

[LP121]

Seriously

 

[redjunior]

OH my homey jeebuz.... Manos sucks sooooo bad.....
Now I hafta go wash my laptop.....

 

[PRCJ]

Quite honestly....

If your wife has you watching the new Ghostbusters movie, you're doing it wrong.

You failed to inform her that it is a complete pile of fly ridden turds before she caught wind of it. Viewing the new ghostbusters movie would make her and everyone else dumber for the effort.

 

[LP121]

Quite honestly....

If your wife has you watching the new Ghostbusters movie, you're doing it wrong.

You failed to inform her that it is a complete pile of fly ridden turds before she caught wind of it. Viewing the new ghostbusters movie would make her and everyone else dumber for the effort.

I did warn her. She didn't care.

 

[LP121]

OH my homey jeebuz.... Manos sucks sooooo bad.....
Now I hafta go wash my laptop.....

My apologies. I should have softened the blow by showing the MST3K version.

 

[Fiat Lux]

I did warn her. She didn't care.

Whoa dude...

You mean your wife didn’t heed your warning and accept your wise counsel? What the heck is going on at your place??!?

Cheers

 

[mgenet]

No. I won't kill you. It's against the law.

What I will do is give you some advice.

Tell your wife that she sometimes reminds you of her mother.
You'll be dead in no time. Trust me on this...

Good luck LP.

 

[LP121]

No. I won't kill you. It's against the law.

What I will do is give you some advice.

Tell your wife that she sometimes reminds you of her mother.
You'll be dead in no time. Trust me on this...

Good luck LP.

I've done that. From a distance.