Some people are disgusting

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I was at one of the bars that I drank at (years ago) during the summer and had to take a piss. I'm pissing in one of the urinals and this dude comes in and bellies up at the adjacent urinal next to me. The fucker must been pretty drunk and obviously he was a shitty aim as he was missing the urinal and pissing on the floor. His piss was hitting the floor and ricocheting off the floor onto my leg. Since it was summer I was wearing cargo shorts I was getting doused..... I started to yell at the fucker and he was denying that he was pissing on my leg. I had to wash my leg off. After I returned to my beer on the bar the dude buys me a beer.... Lol....
 

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I don't even like the soles of my boots touching a dirty public bathroom floor! I will avoid having to take a dump in a public bathroom at all costs. There was a Seinfeld episode where his belt touched the side of a urinal while he was going, and then he threw that belt out. That's me. Manual flushers? Are you kidding me? That gets my boot.
Hence the term "VIP"... A bathroom you can trust...
 

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Yesterday, I was in the bathroom at the local shopping centre (it was an emergency, no time to find a VIP)..

So I'm sitting there, minding my own business, when someone else walks in, sits down on the bog two stalls away, has the world's most horrendous liquid diarrhea, wipes a few times, and then leaves WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS...

WTF ? Do people no longer know / care about hygiene ?
How stuff like this happens https://www.mylespaul.com/threads/sucks-to-be-last-one-standing.435781/
 

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its the noises that get me,
standing there taking a pee and someone in the stall behind rips forth with an ungodly blast

surely they can exhibit a modicum of self control
When it's honking for the right of way, there's no stopping it.
I use that moment to use my elbow to activate a courtesy flush... masks the sound and smell.

If nobody else is in the room? I'll crop dust on my way out :D
 

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I used to be a maintenance man at an international airport... and among my landside/terminal duties was the repair and replacement of commodes and urinals.

I could tell some stories... really, really nasty stories.

But I won't. Don't want to be sent back to therapy...

--R :laugh2:
 

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My brother had a Seinfeld moment in a stall one time .........
He Took a blind date to a new restaurant he wasn't familiar with ,He said he was sitting at the table talking To her when he felt he said he had one “prairie doggin “ so he had to go quickly .
He said he went into the bathroom stall and was tearing it up loudly , He heard a guy in the next stall start to snicker . He then heard the next stall on his left open up and someone sit . He was farting pretty good ,he said , When he was done , he flushed and pulled his pants up and opened the stall door and looked at the first person he saw in the basin area and it was a ,,,,,,,,woman !!! He was in the ladies room because he wasn’t familiar With the restuarant and walked in there in a hurry . The stall opened up and to his horror was his blind date !!! She asked why was he in the lady’s room and said that he must have been sick cause she could hear him ripping off the farts !
Needless to say he never ever dated her again ... I am laughing as I type this out . Awesome story .....

Years ago, we were tearing it up. It was late and we were pretty wasted and ended up at a strip club. After we were there for a while, I went to take a leak. I was successful in offloading many beers. As I washed my hands, I looked around and wondered..."Why are there lockers in the men's room?"
 

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Public restrooms are the worst. It's all emergency shits in there. I don't even like going in to take a piss. It's always some dude grunting in the stall and it sounds like he dropped an air hose in a mud puddle. I swear I saw a lump of shit stuck to the wall a good 12" above the toilet. What kind of gut ache did that guy have to miss the toilet by a foot and it stuck to the fucking wall? I still shiver when I think of that one. And why is every surface in the entire bathroom wet? Is it piss? Do they clean the room with a fire hose?
 

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Almost without exception, I try very hard to never touch ANYTHING in public... let alone in a public bathroom.

Once, after taking a leak in an airport bathroom and walking out, someone felt the need to ask me if my mother ever taught me to wash my hands after taking a piss.

To which I replied, " She taught me not to piss on my hands."

If anything, I'd wash my hands BEFORE touching my dick.
This.
 

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I used to be a maintenance man at an international airport... and among my landside/terminal duties was the repair and replacement of commodes and urinals.

I could tell some stories... really, really nasty stories.

But I won't. Don't want to be sent back to therapy...

--R :laugh2:
Thank you Rob, I’m already gagging a little thinking about it.

Whenever possible I do my business at home, if I’m out and there’s a storm brewing I simply go in ahead of time and prepare the environment by wiping the seat, making sure my TP supply is adequate :laugh2: I’m also a picky proper
 

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We got those assholes where I work. Back when we were under a different retirement system, you could hoard and cash in obscene amounts of sick leave on retirement - or "burn it" in one massive half year "vacation". So these fuckers would come in with every disease imaginable, hacking, coughing, sneezing, even puking. But they were "too sick to do any WORK". Dumping their work on the rest of us. They'd infect everyone around them with their shit.

I hated them for it. Selfish fucks.
That’s part of my five year goal!
 




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