So this is NOT foreplay? Got it...

[Publius pro tem]

So this is NOT foreplay?

Got it...

Cushing Man Gets Jail for Striking
Estranged Wife with Genitalia

By Stephen Betts, BDN Staff
Nov. 23, 2012

ROCKLAND, Maine — A 62-year-old Cushing man will spend five days in jail
after pleading guilty Wednesday to assaulting his estranged wife.

Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended
and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and
indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was
estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and
when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to
the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his
marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to
go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

“This was not his normal conduct,” Andrus told Justice Jeffrey Hjelm during
the sentencing hearing in Knox County Superior Court.

Assistant District Attorney Christopher Fernald asked for Thomas to serve
seven days in jail while Andrus asked for just probation and no jail time.

Hjelm said a jail term was appropriate in this case.

“This was sexually aggressive conduct. This couldn’t be much more offensive,”
Hjelm said.

The wife did not seek jail time for Thomas but did ask that he undergo
counseling for anger management, which was ordered.


Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia — Midcoast — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine

Wouldn't take much imagination to see where the newspaper could be called the Bang 'er Daily News...

Wonder how they do it in Pock-E-Stahn?

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[Sloppy Joe]

He could have pleaded temporary insanity of the 'little head' mind.

 

[tazzboy]

More like he could have pleaded temporary insanity for using the wrong head.

 

[Strato]

That was funny Neo & Tazzboy.



I was going to say that the old crippler was a deadly weapon. More like a steel pipe

 

[Scooter2112]

What's the world coming to when you can't smack a bitch with your junk??

 

[blues_n_cues]

premeditated??? took viagra & waited an hour first?

 

[Publius pro tem]

What's the world coming to when you can't smack a bitch with your junk??

Yeah - I thought that was a porn flick staple...

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[7gtop]

What's the world coming to when you can't smack a bitch with your junk??

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[blues_n_cues]

she shoulda double droopy boob slapped him for only offering $20

 

[Scooter2112]

Yeah - I thought that was a porn flick staple...

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They always seemed to enjoy it so much too..

Life imitates art, and all....

 

[Ermghoti]

Hey baby, my wang has been determined to be a dangerous weapon in court! You feel lucky, punk?

 

[LesLuvva]

You'd think, after 39 years together, they'd have this all worked out by now.

 

[Mantis]

actually, once i stopped that, my girlfriend broke up with me

 

[DHBucker]

A facial dick slap (mushroom print to the forehead if you will), Is not acceptable behavior towards an estranged wife...Poor bastard. I think at that point it would be time to find a "strange" wife...I mean his is going to Pakistan?? This whole thing stinks to high heaven...

 

[Scooter2112]

actually, once i stopped that, my girlfriend broke up with me

You don't still have her number do you?

 

[EasyAce]

If she had half a brain, she would have had him charged with soliciting prostitution.

If he had half a brain . . .

Never mind. Between the two of them, one brain between them would make them dangerous.

 

[mgenet]

More like he could have pleaded temporary insanity for using the wrong head.

Most of us have probably used the wrong head
with regard to the opposite sex.

I think, tazz, that some judges just might show a little leniency
during sentencing. The guy probably was just a little mixed up.
and couldn't remember where his brain was located.

 

[MenaceMartin]

I'm sorry, but that is feckin' funny

 

[lespaul01]

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm guessing she doesn't know the Muslim view on women.