Shit Guitarists Say

[Hairless_Ape]

No Slash Tone?!?!?

 

[HOT-BRIT]

Very true

 

[H.E.L.Shane]

1:23 when he shudders after strumming the Cort..

 

[duck2k]

I have never done any of that - I am perfect in every way...except for the playing part!

 

[Mr Insane]

"Ibanez is the best"

 

[juse]

"Do these tubes make my tone sound fat?"

 

[12watt]

Reminds me of a friend of mine and he's in his mid 40's. He just never understood the concept of playing the guitar in stead of idolizing it.

Shhhhh, the Historic section might hear you...

 

[Adrian81]

Is this Long Tenon ?

 

[ReWind James]

"I don't need you guys! I'm going solo!"

 

[cq5150]

Are these stock pickups? What gauge strings are these?

I'm a compulsive pick chewer myself and while I understood everything he was talking about, the only ones I've done is mouth the pick and insist on tubes.

 

[garybaldy]

I want a guitar that plays like butter

 

[X–Ray]

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guilty of:

does this come in black?

i'll just turn it up a little bit


add:

okay guys, this is the cue the solo is over (but there is no cue)