Shakira Attacked

[pnuggett]

Friggin' pigs.

Shakira: Singer attacked by a pair of wild boars

The Colombian singer was walking in a park in Barcelona, Spain, with her son when the animals struck.

www.bbc.com

 

[irocdave12]

She’s one with the animals

 

[Zylo]

all she had to do was to shake her hips

bears would have ran a mile..

 

[dc007]

They didn't attack her, they mugged her. All they wanted was the bag. Meth was probably the cause

 

[PeteK]

Sounds like that bag really saved her bacon

 

[HardCore Troubadour]

a good old fashion BBQ will sop a LOT of that.

 

[six-string]

i'd go hog wild for Shakira.
(but i wouldn't make a pig of myself.)

 

[efstop]

So you're saying you'd pork her?

 

[six-string]

So you're saying you'd pork her?

i promise not to boar her if she promises not to sow me!

 

[DavGrape]

Oh; I see what you have done there.
You have used homonyms to create a kind of word play in which to make sport of this young lady's misfortune.

 

[PeteK]

Oh; I see what you have done there.
You have used homonyms to create a kind of word play in which to make sport of this young lady's misfortune.

She ain't that young anymore. She's about ready to be put out to pasture honestly.

 

[Crotch]

Shakira Attack Week on Discovery

 

[dc007]

She ain't that young anymore. She's about ready to be put out to pasture honestly.

From an entertainment perspective maybe but from a want to pork her perspective she's still in her prime

 

[JTM45]

Would

 

[pnuggett]

Shakira Attack Week on Discovery

Shakiranado.

 

[pnuggett]

 

[DavGrape]

I'd like to palpate her undulating quim.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Time to call White Rhianna.

 

[Crotch]

ella ella ella ellla ay ay ay ay ay

 

[PeteK]

From an entertainment perspective maybe but from a want to port her perspective she's still in her prime

She's 1 year older than my wife. She's holding up quite nice though. Shakira too.