Secret Meeting that changed Rap music and destroyed a generation.

[Louie]

I was at that meeting. We had cake.

 

[Tchap]

I'm not ready to comment on this particular story, but, as a few people probably already know the United States is about 5% of the worlds' population and has about 25% of the prison population of the world. I found out recently that at least one county in the state I live in has private prisons as the top employers. As an added note those prisons are expanding at a very rapid rate.

 

[martin H]

What a pile..... If you wanted to increase the prison population in order to profit from incarceration, lobbying for heavy minimum sentences for possession of the types of drugs common in poor neighborhooods would be the way to go.......

(oh wait - didn't that happen though?)

 

[Alligatorbling]

Fun use of Google's new new date parameters in search narrows down the first release of this text on April 1st 2012:

https://www.google.ca/search?q="Bet...dr:1,cd_min:2012-03-01,cd_max:2012-04-01&tbm=

copy and paste it here English Text To Speech, TTS: English, Spanish, French, Russian, Italian, German, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese

 

[martin H]

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I peed in a sink once. It changed the world...Forgot to have the secret meeting though...
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What.....you sonofabitch! I've been trying for years to figure out what it was that changed the world and wrecked my life. It was you and your dammned inappropriate urination.

 

[SteveGangi]

So... Some unnamed guys invited other unknown guys to a secret meeting (with funny hats and everything?) to discuss a vast industry wide conspiracy. To push rap music and "make" people become gangsta kllas in da hood, to fill the new private prisons that other unnamed big shots had invested in.

Must be true. In fact it's too legit to quit.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Yeah.....

And for twenty years the biz kept quiet about it and towed the line.

A biz renowned for blurting every dirty little secret it has to the world at large.

Smacks of conspiracy theory and tin-foil hats - but hey - everyone loves a good conspiracy theory, innit.

That's right, rich people NEVER get together and plans things.

All the REAL Crazy Psycopaths are homeless and NEVER in charge of large influential corporations, ever.

 

[Dino Velvet]

Hang on, Pagey and Keef are over here. We're all just hanging out jamming. I'll ask them what they think.........

 

[slapshot]

Only secret meeting in 91 that changed pop music was between Dre & Cube when Dre decided to leave NWA and made The Chronic

 

[River]

That's right, rich people NEVER get together and plans things.

All the REAL Crazy Psycopaths are homeless and NEVER in charge of large influential corporations, ever.

Point being you believe this meeting took place, guns and all?

 

[Byron999]

I would think ND agreements are null and void if it involves criminal conspiracy.

 

[SteveGangi]

Point being you believe this meeting took place, guns and all?

If it's on the internet, it must be true.

 

[ll IrOn CiTy ll]

(Awesome!)Saved everyone of them!!!!

and will be used against you all in future posts!!

 

[12watt]

 

[Mordor]

Well, what I really want to know is:

do they write their own music?

 

[Thundergod]

This could very well be based on true events. Some will say "yeah right the music industry and rap filled prisons" but what if the same kind of meeting was held with influential members of other industries at the same time?

I would believe its based on real events because I was invited to such a meeting twice, in two different industries, walked.out of one, saying I was not allowing that, the second time I didn't have to walk out as everyone pointed the guy suggesting it had to get kicked out of the asociation. If you want deetz just ask and I'll post (if nobody asks I'll spare you all a long post).

People do get together to plan on doing stuff that will give them 1% more profit while destroying everyone else. If you think that kind of thing does not happen then you are a little naive (or live in another world).

 

[Arzachel]

you believe that then you're an idiot

 

[MineGoesTo11]

Build-a-burgers.

 

[Tone deaf]

I would think ND agreements are null and void if it involves criminal conspiracy.

I think that the April 1st element says it all.

FWIW, in most cases, NDA's aren't worth the paper upon which they are printed and don't provide much protection unless you have very deep pockets and are comfortable paying your lawyers lots of money to sue people (with no guarantee that you'll recoup a dime). NDAs are not particularly good for forcing people to withhold information in general let alone information regarding a criminal conspiracy. I suspect that imaginary NDA could be vitiated in about 30 mins by a first year law student (I could do it in 5 mins but, that's because I didn't go to law school). Criminal threatening (employment sanctions) for compliance with nefarious activities, across multiple corporations, probably constitutes multiple RICO offenses.

Threatening people, who are not in the act of posing a lethal threat to you, with a gun (which, if there was any truth to the story were likely possessed illegally in LA) is a felony.

No-named gang bangers are notorious for scrupulously following NDAs and not speaking out of school. One of them probably had a tattoo of the meeting done on his chest (Calif. gangster's tattoo of crime scene helps solve murder - Crimesider - CBS News).

Anyhow, I guess we can't expect an April fools prankster to write a really good conspiracy theory. If he had blamed Big Oil and alluded to the fact that they kill puppies, there would probably be congressional hearings on it.

 

[tinylittlecrumb]

Worst conspiracy theory ever. I cannot believe the nonsense that some people take as the truth.