Rules for you car

[hipofutura]

If you leave a stop light with the front wheels on the ground, you didn't push the accelerator hard enough.

 

[zontar]

Wait, you're supposed to DRIVE cars?

Yes.

My main car rule is-I'm driving so I get to pick the music--and if I let you pick it, I can still veto it--it's dangerous to drive while playing music that will make you fall asleep, vomit or gouge my eardrums out of my head.

 

[Seceded]

Yes.

My main car rule is-I'm driving so I get to pick the music--and if I let you pick it, I can still veto it--it's dangerous to drive while playing music that will make you fall asleep, vomit or gouge my eardrums out of my head.

Man i thought you were supposed to sit in them and go "Vroom Vroom"

 

[zontar]

Man i thought you were supposed to sit in them and go "Vroom Vroom"

Well, you can do that too.

 

[SteveGangi]

Pshhh who blow drys their hair?

That's what convertibles and bikes are for

 

[Mule Train]

Farting. I don't like the farting.

 

[slapshot]

Pshhh who blow drys their hair?

glam rock poodle heads

Edit: and to go with #29 in the OP, I totally need one of those "No fat chicks- bumper will scrape" stickers!

before I joined this car forum there was a picture of my car posted in this "carpark finds" thread and the guy had written something like 'damn this dude must have a fat ass wife' cause yeah ... it's really low

 

[tampa898]

Only I get to burn the interior, because it's mine. If you burn it, your in Shite. And just because I have a truck and I know you, doesn't mean I owe you free hauling of your junk. And yes they burn fuel, if you think I get my fuel for free you are sadly mistaken.

 

[bertzie]

Tits or gtfo.

 

[Skintaster]

My cars are just cars. The only rules other than don't actively try to destroy it are "get in".

And that applies to the pristine 1967 GTO, and the 1974 Caddy hearse... Room for one moreeeee......

 

[Davet]

1. When the head-banging part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on, you must headbang.

 

[Tone deaf]

My rules are pretty simple: don't do anything in my car that I don't want you to do. If you have to ask, don't do it. It goes without saying that if you touch the stereo, you best do it with your 'off' hand.

When our third child showed up, I bought a car with only two (tiny) rear seats...went over quite well with my wife. At least it got her focus off my guitar purchases.

 

[mdubya]

My cars are just cars. The only rules other than don't actively try to destroy it are "get in".

And that applies to the pristine 1967 GTO, and the 1974 Caddy hearse... Room for one moreeeee......

Got any photos of the GTO?

 

[diceman]

Kids don't eat in my car. Not mine - definitely not yours.

That and "no smoking" is about it.

 

[Drew224]

My cars are just cars. The only rules other than don't actively try to destroy it are "get in".

And that applies to the pristine 1967 GTO, and the 1974 Caddy hearse... Room for one moreeeee......

You are too cool.

 

[mudfinger]

Rules for my car?

It's not allowed to hit other vehicles, and it's not allowed to go driving about on its own without me. Also, not allowed to roll over, or break down away from home. I think that covers it.

 

[Guido]

I don't know but I HATE IT when I just washed my car, and someone gets in and rolls down the windows. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, they end up wet again

 

[Nicky]

Seceded, how old are you? Your list looks like something an 18 year old would draw up. You have any friends? You remind me of Francis in the movie Stripes - "any of you guys touch my stuff, I'll kill ya."

Makes my top 10 list of MLP's most ridiculous threads.

 

[BuzzHaze]

The rules for my car:

1 Put on firesuit & helmet
2 Strap in 5 point harness
3 Engage and purge NOS lines
4 Rev to 6,000 RPM
5 Pop clutch and hang on

 

[Jody]

I agree Riv,,,I say,,Enjoy it in the garage.........
As long as said garage is in between 70-80 degrees F...........(rule 78)