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1) do not backseat drive
2) do not change the radio to disco, rap, electronica or nickleback.
3) do not backseat drive.
 

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There's only one real rule for my car.

"Don't Lift"

No matter how much you're tempted, and no matter what you natural reaction is...
Don't Lift.
 

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Rule 1: You do NOT drive my car - Only I drive my car
Rule 2: You wanna drive a car? Buy your own and stay outta my way
Rule 3: Obey the rules
Rule 4: There are only three rules

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Rule 5: No fat chicks
Rule 6: Rule 5 supercedes Rule 4
 

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OP I like your rules just fine, except I do not understand one. Why no one in the back seats? So you can only carry one passenger at a time? What about your girlfriend and her younger, hotter sister?

I like your rule 26 best!
I own a Camaro and a Mustang, the Mustang is a convertible and has a lid going over the backseats when the top is down, and the Camaro has Zero room in the back, also i hate knees in my back while driving.
:)
 

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My 'car' is a 10 year old truck. No prissy prima donna rules for riding with me.

If you are riding with me, it is probably because we are hauling motorcycles to ride at a race track or out in the woods somewhere, and we are going to be hot and sweaty and/or muddy when we are done.

I don't blow dry my hair either. :lol:
 

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My 'car' is a 10 year old truck. No prissy prima donna rules for riding with me.

If you are riding with me, it is probably because we are hauling motorcycles to ride at a race track or out in the woods somewhere, and we are going to be hot and sweaty and/or muddy when we are done.

I don't blow dry my hair either. :lol:

Pshhh who blow drys their hair?:laugh2:
 

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sounds like the same rules that apply in my car...my kids were afraid to go into the garage when they were growing up.
 

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I own a Camaro and a Mustang, the Mustang is a convertible and has a lid going over the backseats when the top is down, and the Camaro has Zero room in the back, also i hate knees in my back while driving.
:)

Okay, I had the same rule for each of my 3 '56 T-Birds, and each of my 3 '57 T-Birds, but hat was a long time ago.
 

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Get in, hold on. That's about it for me.
 

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Since my Show your cars thread has made another appearance i thought i would make this.
Post the rules people have to follow when riding/driving your vehicle.
(Not my list got it from a camaro forum im on but 98% of the rules listed APPLY to my cars.)
1) No smoking in, on, near, or around the car at any time. Chewing tabaco is also not allowed in the car.
2) No food or drinks. Sealed beverage containers are OK, so long as they are clean. Food may be carried in appropriate containers I deem safe, but never consumed in the vehicle.
3) I am the only person allowed to drive the car.
4) No feet on the dash.
5) Do not roll windows up or down. Only I get to do that.
6) No leaning against my car.
7) No sitting on my car.
8) No pets in my car.
9) No cargo that will scrape up my plastics/rip interior
10) No muddy/dirty/wet shoes/clothing in the car
11) Don't touch any of the controls aside from letting yourself out when we get where we are going and operating the seat belt.
12) No children
13) No child seats
14) Do NOT slam the doors when entering or exiting the vehicle.
15) No crappy drum solos to music on any surface within the vehicle at any time.
16) Don't leave your crap in my car.
17) Always return sun-visors to their upright position when exiting the vehicle.
18) Do not leave the seat belt twisted. Straighten the damn thing out when you take it off.
19) Do not just let go of the seat belt and allow it to slam into random parts of the interior when you get out.
20) Never, under any circumstances mess with the T-Top release lever.
21) No one rides in the back seats. Ever.
22) Do not leave bodily fluids inside my vehicle. This includes your snot, vomit, spit, or "other" fluids.
23) If you got something passed me, and you make a mess in the car, YOU will be cleaning it up until I am satisfied with the results.
24) You do not invite your friends to ride in my car with you, or instead of you at any point, for any reason.
25) You may not volunteer me to give rides to anyone.
26) I like to park far away from other human beings and their cars. You are not allowed to bitch about the walking distance when I do this.
27) Passengers are not allowed to bitch about my driving.
28) Passengers may not bring anything illegal into the vehicle at any point, for any reason.
29) No fat chicks.
30) I will not modify any vehicle rule at any time for any reason so do not ask me to. You are wasting your time trying.
31) No rule applies to me unless I wish it to. (Which 95% of the time I follow these rules without exception.)

A little overboard but i like my cars in pristine condition. :thumb:
let me see what your guys rules are.

Do you actually drive it?:D
 

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This is quite funny as i had just gave my car a good wash today and even my mum cleaned out the inside, so i was telling people not to touch the windows haha.

These are the rules of my car, in no particular order :cool:

(Some light humour is intended in these rules (apart from number 10)... i'm actually not that strict by nature!)




1) If you have no driving license, there must be no backseat/passenger-seat driving.

2) Be careful when opening passenger doors.

3) Do not slam doors/bootlid/trunk.

4) I determine the route to take to a destination, unless you genuinely know of a better route, and know how to navigate it fully.

5) Do not touch the windows, especially if they are misted up.

6) I determine what music get's played.

7) If you are a stranger to me, do NOT touch my car. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could ever do, and if I catch you, it is also very bad for your health.

8) The music is NEVER too loud.

9) Don't complain that the ride may be a little too rough. It's a small, light car with low profile tyres and alloy wheels, and it is Glasgow... home of the worst kept roads in Britain.

10) If you're driving behind me tailgating, and i'm not driving fast enough/breaking the speed limit for you, i'm flashing my rear fog lamps in order to tell you to BACK THE F*CK OFF!
 

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