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Since my Show your cars thread has made another appearance i thought i would make this.
Post the rules people have to follow when riding/driving your vehicle.
(Not my list got it from a camaro forum im on but 98% of the rules listed APPLY to my cars.)
1) No smoking in, on, near, or around the car at any time. Chewing tabaco is also not allowed in the car.
2) No food or drinks. Sealed beverage containers are OK, so long as they are clean. Food may be carried in appropriate containers I deem safe, but never consumed in the vehicle.
3) I am the only person allowed to drive the car.
4) No feet on the dash.
5) Do not roll windows up or down. Only I get to do that.
6) No leaning against my car.
7) No sitting on my car.
8) No pets in my car.
9) No cargo that will scrape up my plastics/rip interior
10) No muddy/dirty/wet shoes/clothing in the car
11) Don't touch any of the controls aside from letting yourself out when we get where we are going and operating the seat belt.
12) No children
13) No child seats
14) Do NOT slam the doors when entering or exiting the vehicle.
15) No crappy drum solos to music on any surface within the vehicle at any time.
16) Don't leave your crap in my car.
17) Always return sun-visors to their upright position when exiting the vehicle.
18) Do not leave the seat belt twisted. Straighten the damn thing out when you take it off.
19) Do not just let go of the seat belt and allow it to slam into random parts of the interior when you get out.
20) Never, under any circumstances mess with the T-Top release lever.
21) No one rides in the back seats. Ever.
22) Do not leave bodily fluids inside my vehicle. This includes your snot, vomit, spit, or "other" fluids.
23) If you got something passed me, and you make a mess in the car, YOU will be cleaning it up until I am satisfied with the results.
24) You do not invite your friends to ride in my car with you, or instead of you at any point, for any reason.
25) You may not volunteer me to give rides to anyone.
26) I like to park far away from other human beings and their cars. You are not allowed to bitch about the walking distance when I do this.
27) Passengers are not allowed to bitch about my driving.
28) Passengers may not bring anything illegal into the vehicle at any point, for any reason.
29) No fat chicks.
30) I will not modify any vehicle rule at any time for any reason so do not ask me to. You are wasting your time trying.
31) No rule applies to me unless I wish it to. (Which 95% of the time I follow these rules without exception.)
A little overboard but i like my cars in pristine condition.
let me see what your guys rules are.
Post the rules people have to follow when riding/driving your vehicle.
(Not my list got it from a camaro forum im on but 98% of the rules listed APPLY to my cars.)
1) No smoking in, on, near, or around the car at any time. Chewing tabaco is also not allowed in the car.
2) No food or drinks. Sealed beverage containers are OK, so long as they are clean. Food may be carried in appropriate containers I deem safe, but never consumed in the vehicle.
3) I am the only person allowed to drive the car.
4) No feet on the dash.
5) Do not roll windows up or down. Only I get to do that.
6) No leaning against my car.
7) No sitting on my car.
8) No pets in my car.
9) No cargo that will scrape up my plastics/rip interior
10) No muddy/dirty/wet shoes/clothing in the car
11) Don't touch any of the controls aside from letting yourself out when we get where we are going and operating the seat belt.
12) No children
13) No child seats
14) Do NOT slam the doors when entering or exiting the vehicle.
15) No crappy drum solos to music on any surface within the vehicle at any time.
16) Don't leave your crap in my car.
17) Always return sun-visors to their upright position when exiting the vehicle.
18) Do not leave the seat belt twisted. Straighten the damn thing out when you take it off.
19) Do not just let go of the seat belt and allow it to slam into random parts of the interior when you get out.
20) Never, under any circumstances mess with the T-Top release lever.
21) No one rides in the back seats. Ever.
22) Do not leave bodily fluids inside my vehicle. This includes your snot, vomit, spit, or "other" fluids.
23) If you got something passed me, and you make a mess in the car, YOU will be cleaning it up until I am satisfied with the results.
24) You do not invite your friends to ride in my car with you, or instead of you at any point, for any reason.
25) You may not volunteer me to give rides to anyone.
26) I like to park far away from other human beings and their cars. You are not allowed to bitch about the walking distance when I do this.
27) Passengers are not allowed to bitch about my driving.
28) Passengers may not bring anything illegal into the vehicle at any point, for any reason.
29) No fat chicks.
30) I will not modify any vehicle rule at any time for any reason so do not ask me to. You are wasting your time trying.
31) No rule applies to me unless I wish it to. (Which 95% of the time I follow these rules without exception.)
A little overboard but i like my cars in pristine condition.
let me see what your guys rules are.
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