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Ah has to tell y'all a Big Secret...

Da guy who y'all think is me ain't really me. Instead, when ah gets to soundin' all edjamucated an' shit, whut yous really readin' is Edro, ghost writin' and posin' as me.

Dis here post is mo' lahk whut ah sounds lahk in persun.

--R :p

I ain't know nuttin bout no ghosteses... Ain't foolin wid no haints... No siree... Not me....

They allus trying to sneak up on me when I ain't looking.... They don't be knowin I ain't go nowhere without my mojo hand bag and lucky chicken foot arount my neck.... Keep salt in my pockets too for close range work with em...

I was a hella Boy Scout....
 

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...I hear TX is cool in the summers....so go there....

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That's a falsehood usually told by Frenchies! It's very dangerous down here, hurricanes and tornadoes everywhere and everyone is riding horses and shooting guns....plus we have flying roaches and mosquitoes as big as 737s. People should stay away until it calms down a bit.
 

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UPDATE: Until further notice or the second coming of Coach Paul Bear Bryant, The South from coastal GA all the way through TX is SHUT..... Stay out!

They're hit in TX rat now with six or eight hurricanes and hundreds of tornados.... Skeeters, roachie bugs, grasshoppers, and such are huge and so bad the Texas Rangers are all on horseback shooting anywhere and everywhere trying to kill em off... They've eaten 90% of the livestock already.... Looks like cow zombies....poor cows dragging their ownselves along by their front feet cause their back half is done et up by bugs... It's bad out there.... They ate part of the Alamo.....

We done lost touch with Louisiana.... They won't answer the phone so the asteroids may have took em out... Dunno about Mississipi yet... Can't find the number...

Stay away.... Go on over to Cali, it's only a half hour or so farther....just stay away from GA all the way over through TX....

Take I-70 out of St Louis and keep driving west.... Free coffee and doughnuts in CA..... Better hurry.....

We're SHUT....
 

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UPDATE: Until further notice or the second coming of Coach Paul Bear Bryant, The South from coastal GA all the way through TX is SHUT..... Stay out!

They're hit in TX rat now with six or eight hurricanes and hundreds of tornados.... Skeeters, roachie bugs, grasshoppers, and such are huge and so bad the Texas Rangers are all on horseback shooting anywhere and everywhere trying to kill em off... They've eaten 90% of the livestock already.... Looks like cow zombies....poor cows dragging their ownselves along by their front feet cause their back half is done et up by bugs... It's bad out there.... They ate part of the Alamo.....

We done lost touch with Louisiana.... They won't answer the phone so the asteroids may have took em out... Dunno about Mississipi yet... Can't find the number...

Stay away.... Go on over to Cali, it's only a half hour or so farther....just stay away from GA all the way over through TX....

Take I-70 out of St Louis and keep driving west.... Free coffee and doughnuts in CA..... Better hurry.....

We're SHUT....
There's a bunch coming in the back door.
 

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ours used to look like that until the red tide and nuclear wastes got ahold of them.
A Sheephead recently caught off the coast of Okuma, Fukushima Prefecture, Japan. Not a big seller at Japanese open-air fish markets .

fish.jpg
 

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Like during the last 100 years?

No, it can't be that!
When you dump anything into the sea, it disappears!
That's the whole point of dumping it into the sea!
You see?
You sea?
Yea Good thing all that BP oil disappeared in the gulf.

I don’t see any oil?
 


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