Really bad cuss word that begins with the letter "E"

Blues4U

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Yesterday, we were all in the van and our 7 year old son was trying to ask our15 year old daughter what the name of a particular song that she had been listening to, the other day-

He kept telling her the song had a cuss word in it--a BAAAAD cuss word- he said the word starts with an "E" now I thought I knew pretty much all of the known English cuss words---I had no clue which "Bad cuss word" that started with an "E"

boy kept telling girl that she should know what song he was talking about---He was getting frustrated that none of us could even figure out what this alleged BAD Cuss word that began with the letter "E" was-

Finally--I said "what word" just tell me---figuring he just thought some obscure word that he was unfamiliar with, was a cuss word-

My son said "you know---F-er--The song says something about Mother EFFer" it was a real life, true Hooked on Phonics moment-

I had never thought about the F word---actually being the EFF word---

Once again, the Little man ensures I have at least one really good belly laugh per day---

Then teenage sister got a lecture about her choice of music and especially about allowing her little brother to listed with any song with "The EFF" word in it---
 

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Ya gotta love kids Bro. They tend to speak the truth way more than most adults and sometimes can amaze you with their simple, yet to the heart of the matter, wisdom. :)
 

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Spirithawk-

This boy makes me laugh out loud at least once per day---

He makes me really enjoy my life---He's my best buddy-

A true Oginali
 

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I don't have kids, but that's funny as hell. Children can be pretty awesome. :)
 

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Reminds me of the first time I had the Eff Bee Eye at the NeoConMan Desert Compound... :cool:


Nice guys.

Seriously.



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ptate

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My four year olds latest thing is counting to three loudly, then farting on four....He howls laughing and so do we.....

I agree, young kids are bloody hilarious..... Seeing him and my 6 year old daughter together is Monty Pythonesque....:thumb:
 

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Spirithawk-

This boy makes me laugh out loud at least once per day---

He makes me really enjoy my life---He's my best buddy-

A true Oginali
I'm "almost" envious. I'm not allowed to mate. My chid would be a DEVIL child.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAcjSsxl08]Judas Priest - Devil's Child - YouTube[/ame]
 


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