Raw Power can DESTROY a Man

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Tim GimmeDangerFezz here at the chipped. HUGE DAY! Celebrated Mom's day all weekend. So thankful no two-legged kids. Crab Rangoon+ Chipped Beef+Apple pies+ COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'm very relaxed. I'm only running at 99.55% these days. 100% was not working, DOPES were getting nervous. I wake-up,9:31am EST. I take my "nerve" pill and POUND 31oz of COFFEEEEEEEEEE. I deep-kiss Mrs. Fezz. Give SABU 13 catnip treats. I exit. I run to the car, iPOD and briefcase in hand. I climb into GENERIC Lumina. I scroll the POD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Skip Spence
Slaughter +Dogs
SLAYER
Sleater Kinney
Social D
Solomon Burke
Sonny Sharrock
Space Needle
SparkleHorse<<<<<<<<<<<

Yes, SparkleHorse one of my all-time faves

I'm glad I didn't keep scrolling<<<<<<

The Stooges lay ahead<sandwiched between Stinking Lizaveta( A Philly Punk+Jazz trio)and The Stranglers,

I do not listen to IGGY in the morning,,,,,,,,,,,?????????????????????


Raw Power can DESTROY a Man

It was LONG ago. My friend Big Possum rung the FUZZbell. I greeted him,
"Hey Big P, how are the sour gapes?"
"Too many to mention."

He threw a cd to me. IGGY POP RAW POWER DOC. IGGY? It was 2010. IGGY was way DEAD to me. I don't enjoy washed-up R+R. I saw Ig in 1989. He was a GOD then. He was still "washed". I enjoyed his STOOGES reunion . I bought the DETROIT DvD. Great show. Ron +Scott cemented their LEGEND. The new recordings were [email protected]! SkullRing? The new Williamson stuff is also HORRID!

" IGGY DOC?"
"Tim, you will really enjoy it."


6 months later I'm gnawing on bones. RABID. Big P was right-on:thumb: IGGY was what I needed. The Raw Power doc wet my appetite. I bought every IGGY bootleg I could.

MORE POWER
CALIFORNIA BLEEDING
HEAD ON

I go deep into the mythos. Failure.Ods.IGGY as drug-slave. The unreleased IGGY is POWERFUL. Very 50's R+R. Chugging +dumb. I was in my mid-40's. I could relate. I still was into performing R+R. I was struggling. I had a non-plussed drummer. He was my guitar-tech, I forced him to pound the skins. My "comeback" trio was still smoldering. I wanted MORE. I fed on IGGY 24+7. I was a force. My"band" would practice 2 times a month,then,1 practice amonth,,,,,,,,,,,then ZERO practices:laugh2::laugh2:

IGGY would have been proud. I failed once again

< I don't REALLY see it as failure, I'm GREAT, still this is fiction? Memoir?<

Why me? I have the talent. I can't even keep a SUPER-POWER-DUO together.

I knew what to do. MORE IGGY!

I would stay up night after night. I would question my will. Can I take on the BLACK KEYS?

The BLACK KEYS tick me off. Since my comeback(2008) all I heard was.

YOU SOUND LIKE DA BLACK KEYS!DOOOOOOOUIIIINNNGGGGGG~!

Wrong PIEnose, I have been around since 199o. BLACK KEYS CAN EAT KEYLIME PIE!~

They are OK. I'm better:dude:

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I pounded Ig. I got more and more primal. I started growling. Try it. Don't sleep for aweek. POUND BLACK COFFEE. Listen to Head On over and over. It was the BEST I ever felt. People gave me wide berth. I was HIGH ON IGGY!

You know how this ends...................

I was ready+pulsing w/ R+R. I needed NO HELP. One man. One guitar. I started breaking razorblades in half. Hiding them in my pickcase. I saw THE LIGHT. PHILLY BEWARE. BLOOD+GUTS R+R is coming.

I stay up ALL NIGHT............again:laugh2::laugh2:

I was "right" there. PERFECT. No morals. Grunts were my language. A TROGLODYTE!

I listen to California Bleeding. I see my boss.

"Hey Tim, what are you doing?"

My boss is HARDCORE=Black 'NAM vet

"GGGGrrrrrrr....Nuthin'. I'm a GOD. I don't need sleep GrrrrrrrrrrroOOOwwwLLL"
"Are you on CRACK?"
"No, I'm on R+R."

BOSSMAN hands me a card. FREE MENTAL HEALTH CARE!


Tim GimmeDanger Fezz sits at the chipped. CRAP Whoppi Goldberg movie blares. He puts on his headphones. He cues up OPEN UP and BLEED. It is 1:55 pm EST. Nothing wrong w/ IGGY for lunch, not so good for breakfast.........

RAW POWER FOR BREAKFAST CAN DESTROY A MAN!
 

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lyrics nsfw or kids
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVSYKmYQ-U]Ol Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Great post leader. See ya in HELL

or Birmingham
LP

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k84lMPX_Kjg]Drive-By Truckers - Southern Thing - YouTube[/ame]
 

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FORGOTTEN BOY rides the SPARKLE HORSE!
LITTLE CHINA GIRL PASSENGER!
KEEP KEEPIN' ON FEZZ!!!
 

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another direct asteroid impact post by god of fuzzy logic

this is Sparta
 

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Coltrane channeled RAW Power. SOme say the word of god came through his mind. It killed him.
 

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Perfect Mother's Day song

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyq-dW7-fd0[/ame]

Don't do too much. :)

ETA: a sleazier version. Sounds like one of my old basement practices. : )
 

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