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Hank Aaron:

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”

(To the press) "Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?"
 
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“The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life."
Carl Hiaasen
 

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Alex Rodriguez at a photo op last week:

Reporter: "Alex, what do you think of the news that Jennifer Lopez has reconnected with Ben Affleck?"
ARod: "Go Yankees."
 
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Dice - 'I started stealing, cuz I got sick of spending'
'how many sheets am I meant to pay for?!?!?'
'I don't believe in paying for things that are light enough to carry'
 

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Never argue with women, drunks and idiots.

You'll never win against the first.
The second and third won't have a fuckin' clue what you're talking about!

The above has guided me superbly through life.:dude:
 

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That would change the whole tenor of the movie.

I like it...keep it for the re-boot. I will recommend you write
the next re-make. Thanks Dav.
 

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“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.”
Lena Horne
 

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Will Durant,

“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.”
 

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