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[CaptnAwesomee]

(please delete this topic posted in wrong section)

 

[slapshot]

I am literally in a cluster**** as to how to play this ....

 

[mudfinger]

Have you ever considered taking up the xylophone, or training a pet monkey?

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

Dings,Dents, Scratch's? How do you get over it on my Gibson?!

I don't have to get over it. It's your Gibson.

Of course, you can send it to me and I'll try to steam it out.

 

[slapshot]

sorry captain awesome I'm all worn out from rufftuff

i think you nailed it though when you said you grow a pair

or at least take them out of her purse .......

 

[mudfinger]

OCD, huh?

Have you ever stopped to really consider the ramifications of what you're doing?

Les Pauls only have 6 strings, and 22 frets. 6 divided by 22 does NOT equal Pi.

The filth of every person who played that guitar before you bought it, is embedded in every surface they touched. Hell, there's human filth inside of the neck joint. Don't even get me started on all the Horse filth that's in the glue.

Right now, hundreds of millions of bacterial organisms are literally eating all that filth, and shitting it out right back onto the guitar, which you are going to touch, thus grinding that filth into the pores of your skin. We all know what happens after that, right?

Have you ever played a Theremin? Very safe.

 

[crompo]

Once you break the headstock clean off you won't even notice that tiny little ding.

 

[HOT-BRIT]

I only get to relax and enjoy the guitar once I get the first dings over with

 

[slapshot]

it's not an urban myth that people ding their guitar in the guitar shop right after they pay for it.

get that first one outta the way early then forget about it