Please check on my poll, I need every ones opinion.

[Darktrader]

Hey MLP Players,

I have been discussing a new vitamin supplement that I am creating designed specially for arthritis and stiff fingers. Please help me pick the best intriguing name. If you want to learn more about the story behind this product click on this link:

http://www.mylespaul.com/forums/gibson-les-pauls/85552-feedback-custom-product.html

 

[MesaDCLP]

Trust me, you don't want my opinion.

 

[Scooter2112]

When you produce a troll inhibitor, let us know.

...or .....GTFO

 

[Darktrader]

Trust me, you don't want my opinion.

Please share I would like to know!

 

[mrpesca]

Jerkin creme.

 

[Darktrader]

When you produce a troll inhibitor, let us know.

...or .....GTFO

Sorry man if I offended you, about something. I was really excited about this product and thats it, and thought it would be cool to get feedback from the best of the best!

 

[ehamady6]

I don't like any of the names.

 

[Trout]

A couple of those names sound like items from a sex shop, and one sounds like it's for feminine itch.

I don't think grandma with her arthritis will buy any of those brands.

Furthermore, why is this poll in the "Gibson Les Pauls" forum?

 

[djwilbanks]

Dr. Loose Fingers Loosening Juice, FTW.

 

[JMV]

Any combination of "finger" and "lube" will drastically change your market.

 

[Darktrader]

Any combination of "finger" and "lube" will drastically change your market.

I see....

Well please give me your suggestion if you have one

 

[Darktrader]

A couple of those names sound like items from a sex shop, and one sounds like it's for feminine itch.

I don't think grandma with her arthritis will buy any of those brands.

Furthermore, why is this poll in the "Gibson Les Pauls" forum?

I understand your thoughts...

1. This product is only going to be made for guitarists only and not for grandmas! Unless they play! It is designed for finger arthritis and stiff fingers starting for players in the mid to late 30's.

2. Why its here? Since its made for guitarists only I thought what better place then my fav site!

 

[Frankie A.]

My middle finger tends to get a little sore sometimes when making a statement !

But seriously . . is this an ointment you can rub on ? Don't make it smell like Ben Gay !

 

[Darktrader]

My middle finger tends to get a little sore sometimes when making a statement !

But seriously . . is this an ointment you can rub on ? Don't make it smell like Ben Gay !

No its a supplement... It that what it sounds like?

 

[Harpozep]

No its a supplement... It that what it sounds like?

Yeah, it sounds like a liniment or rub on cream. The names you suggest are getting there but none speak to the market clearly. It's gotta state somehow no pain for guitar player finger joints, but without implying the sex trade or a rub on.
I'll think on it and maybe come up with something.
Riffing relief is in the right direction , but it does not flow.

 

[Darktrader]

Yeah, it sounds like a liniment or rub on cream. The names you suggest are getting there but none speak to the market clearly. It's gotta state somehow no pain for guitar player finger joints, but without implying the sex trade or a rub on.
I'll think on it and maybe come up with something.

Thank you so much, I really appreciate it!

 

[mudfinger]

I voted for knuckle juice, but it does sorta imply that it's a...you know...juice of some kind, not a pill.

If I understand the product correctly, it's not, in fact, guitarist specific; the ingredients are good for all the joints. Marketing it to musicians seems like a good idea to me, because we do punish our hands and arms and spines over time. I would think classical musicians would find this product very interesting; most of the pro classical players I know endure a practice and rehearsal schedule that makes most of the other pro musicians I know look like total slackers. Serious wear and tear.

If it works for us, I could totally see the general public picking up on it as "the pros' choice".

Send me a batch when you get it done. I'd be glad to try it for free and report back on the results.

 

[Jason]

How about "Guitarist's Placebo"?

 

[L60N]

Preparation F

 

[stinkfoot]

"Slash's Shredder Solution".. it may not be relevant to the product but anything with the name Slash on it will sell.