Playing Guitar, so I Don't Have to Play Guitar

Tim Fezziwig

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Playing guitar MUST remain a pleasant "chore." I know my limits. I've been now playing guitar for 41 YEARS! 1980-1988-PURE FRUSTRATION!

"How to play Atomic Punk?"

Yes, I wanted to be flash.

1988-1991-I just "coasted" POETRY was my blood

Then- Better get SERIOUS-POETRY=

As usual I was KILLING their posing butts-too much talent and not enough "kneeling"-story of my life.

1991-I "forced" myself to play GREAT guitar,write music,sing, AND PROMOTE. Huge leaps where made.

Got a band together. 1993=TOAST-----too much talent -NO KNEELING- fellow guitarists were more
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than POETS!

"Hey, shut off the lights soundman -he called you incompetent."

Yes, "brother" guitarist told LIES---tired of getting blown off the stage!
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Yesterday was lovely. I "almost" plugged in my POS J Mascis Jazz---then?
Why bother? I have over 10 hours of recorded SOLO guitar-snippets of GREAT songs that will NEVER be recorded.

Instead , I went for a walk with Mrs. FEZZ through Colonial Fallsington.< I swear, I was here------WAY back-----probably was a witch-hunter?


We got back, Sabu wanted me to play with him-cats need exercise.

I did play JAZZ unplugged for 11 minutes-working out a progression for DADDY DUST-

Got it done.

MUST CREATE ART OR PERISH!

I then started burning copies of LEAKED NEW FEZZ album. ALWAYS have something to hand out free................I learned-don't have PRODUCT you are a fraud.

"Thank you Mrs. FEZZ for setting up the computer."
Yes, I HATE computers-----cold-----no magic-----------

"I'm glad you are happy."

Happy? Did I say happy?

"Yes, I'm SUPER HAPPY- I love PROMOTING-."

I burned 25 cds. My ass started to hurt-ENOUGH ART WORK FOR TODAY!


I stumbled out of FEZZoffice into FEZZbed--------

Mrs. FEZZ-"Rest , you need rest."

I put in my earplugs........took a nap

I play MUCHO guitar, so I don't have to play guitar. Makes sense?
 

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