Party Gig Review

[Neffco]

Nefco, REALLY DUMB! I made a "pact"-"OK- lets do 13 shows during Devil Drinks Tour- I'll bleed EVERY show"-
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I did, my poor index finger-EVERY downpick was pain. I would've never healed-I even bled at band practice! Then- LONG BREAK due to Virus-my hand healed, my brain healed, MRS.FEZZ --"They don't deserve your blood + I HATE to see you in pain.'

Now, no more blood EVER. I go 99%-leave the 1% "inside." Why should I mutilate myself? I have THE BELT. No, time to save my blood

If I keep saying this- I may believe it---in my FEZZ OF FEZZ I want to bleed from my head and hand.......Oh, the trouble I could get into, this world is lucky that I have MRS.FEZZ.....or ---------be quite messy.

After I mastered the Hammer of Blood technique, I perfected the third Hammer technique. Then no blood anymore.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

Loaded up the FEZZMOBILE and headed into the vast hills of Bucks County. I had Creedence in my ears. FEZZ YOU HAVE ARRIVED!
A real fine set-up. A small stage with a canopy. My drummer, Shawn appeared,

"Glad you showed up- I ALWAYS worry you will decide-NO MORE!"
"No worries-PAN tells me what to do-PAN WANTS R+R!"

Tommy Flop, bassist, and his "new" guitarist, Matthew, appeared-they along with Shawn , comprise THE DITCHES- a garage band cover band, they are "opening" for FEZZBAND-

Matthew-"Great to meet you FEZZ."
FEZZ" Likewise. FEZZ R section pumps it up."

I stood there.

Shawn-"Tim, this is my HS friend, Samantha, she owns ALL this."
I shook hands.
Sam" Thanks so much for playing my daughter's 21st party.There is my daughter."

She points to a gal in white leather boots and a tank top,looks just like Sam.'

FEZZ" Pleasure is all mine."

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I stood there watching THE DITCHES-very odd watching my R section play without me. They were REALLY good- Matt plays a "fancy" guitar-meaning he uses more than one pedal.

Chris, my STUNT GUITARIST, and I were enveloped in a MASSIVE cloud of Med Avocado....there must have been 50 disposables blazing.

Chris," Damn FEZZ, fine air quality tonight."

The DITCHES ended their set.

I went up and shook Matt's hand,

"GREAT JOB!"

Some "small guitarists" would be jealous-WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY WITH MY BAND? Not me, I have ULTRA CONFIDENCE+TALENT.

I plugged in my PAGE DRAGON PUFF TELE "straight in" to my SUPRO BLACK MAGICK. I brought a HOOF FUZZ with me-why bother? I need no condom.....................


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I hit RECORD on my
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I heard the four cymbal hits......1+2+3+4.....

Time for HEATSTROKE-----I windmilled into the opening B POWER CHORD---


BBBWWWAAAAAAANNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"The brain is dried out...........Dust Demons assault PPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY-----KKKKKKKEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY----
vultures converse.....over blood and guts martinis...


.HHHEATTTTTTTT aaaaaaaa STROKKKEEEEEEEEE.............


There were 100 drunk and high people-THEY WERE MINE!

the solo appeared- I dubbed three guitars on the album-NO PROBLEM- I played one of my most chaotic solos of ALL FEZZ


wweeeeeeeedddllee Skreeeeeeee DDDEEEEEEEDDLLEE

Right into my "BIG HIT" from '93 LSD

"People, tonight is a great night to take LSD"

Some cheers..

DESTROYED LSD- played another BRILLIANT SOLO- James Williamson HEAVY

Then....the fire was BLAZING I was covered in sweat- I looked into the clouds. I saw THIS FACE
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All the talk of LSD- coaxed a "flashback"

"This is about werewolves-they are HERE TONIGHT!

Just then a dog howled.........PERFECT TIMING

Lon Chaney was another gem..................FLESHEATER in E was next- here it is from an old show-MY FAVORITE song to play-so easy and MEAN!

Spiders in my Stew was next- ANOTHERGREAT PERFORMANCE!!!

Then , time for Keith Moon

My eyes are 55 years old- I need light to see things close up.

CRAP-couldn't see the frets- Keith Moon required FAST chord switches-precision---

I played the beginning----NO GO---wrong chords...

"STOP."

The band slithered to a stop.......

"Guys, let's skip this. "

We did. I'm THE BEST- I can stop ANYTIME I want to-not "happy" ----no guitar

"Coolerman , strap on the bagpipes play intro to Rollerball King."

VERY GLAD to have Coolerman back in the LIVE band. His pipes are REALLY LOUD!
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CRUSHED Rollerball King- first set was over

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The second set?
Ahhhhhhh- not that great- I switched over to my Asheton V- tuning was not "holding". We played another 5 songs. Ended with Chris singing Be Your Dog .

Unplugged the V. Started loading up

HOLY HECK--------gals young and old came out of the FEZZWORK! No lie.

I kept it REAL COOL. I much prefer playing to 90% idiot MEN- I need acolytes NOT 'STRANGE." Happily married for 21 years, want to stay that way.

I "pawned" them off to the ONLY single member of FEZZBAND= "young" 35 year DEAD Chris= Stunt guitarist+singer+roadie AND "safety valve"

"Gals, I know I got you "excited", but, alas, I'm not here to touch---HERE---look at this STUD----

Chris let out a HUGE cloud of Med Avocado----Gals+Women laughed.............

I whispered into his ear" Take one for THE TEAM.'

He laughed--SEE? I get TONS OF LAUGHS.

I put some more Creedence into my ears and drove away.................my wife and cat were waiting

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A BONUS- the cassette recording is GOLD- I'm going to transfer it to cd- 5 GREAT songs- TELE madness- the tape went "wonky" during our aborted Keith Moon? I guess THE GODS didn't want BOTCH on tape? HAIL PAN I'll take 5 GREAT LIVE FEZZ songs anyday!

You play Trapezoid? Any video of that one, if you did?

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

You play Trapezoid? Any video of that one, if you did?

LPMarshall, very rarely play that one, no vid has surfaced ,no pictures either? EVERYBODY was too stoned! Very funny, at the end of the show drunken 41 year old "would" sozzled up to the mic.

'Do you know any Fleetwood Mac?"

Earlier somebody wanted Crazy Train?

C'mon people. I'm a DEVIL ROCKER-court my "muse". I can't play covers. Good Lord I confuse people. Maybe I could learn this? Big maybe?

 

[motowntom]

 

[Southwest]

Trouble is Tim, when the "woulds" totter up loaded at the end of the night and ask for Fleetwood Mac, you just know they mean You Make Loving Fun or As Long As You Follow. To be honest, I'm not sure you've got the vocal range for it...

Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (The Dance) - YouTube

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Trouble is Tim, when the "woulds" totter up loaded at the end of the night and ask for Fleetwood Mac, you just know they mean You Make Loving Fun or As Long As You Follow. To be honest, I'm not sure you've got the vocal range for it...

Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (The Dance) - YouTube

Southwest, between you and me- I was the WORST cover guitarist in Philly 'burbs. I can't even play Louie Louie! Then one night I got DEVIL INSIDE-endless original riffs- I ALWAYS had the words.

I'm glad that everybody had fun. Did they "get me?" HELL NO! I was in a great mood-put on a "party" show. The gals did LOVE my stamina. I was twice as old as the "boys" there and I was in far better shape-they were soft and wheezing just sitting there! I was an athlete before I was a ROCKER- I NEVER tire.........what does that get me? A bag of stale chips!

 

[PapaSquash]

LPMarshall, very rarely play that one, no vid has surfaced ,no pictures either? EVERYBODY was too stoned! Very funny, at the end of the show drunken 41 year old "would" sozzled up to the mic.

'Do you know any Fleetwood Mac?"

Earlier somebody wanted Crazy Train?

C'mon people. I'm a DEVIL ROCKER-court my "muse". I can't play covers. Good Lord I confuse people. Maybe I could learn this? Big maybe?

Fezz , we did "Crazy Train" on Saturday, just for you.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Fezz , we did "Crazy Train" on Saturday, just for you.

Papa, that song is HARD- I remember when I heard it live on King Bisquit Flower hour-"Holy Heck this Rundy Rawkes<that is how Ozzy sounded introducing him> is FAST."

I had tickets, then he died. Oh well, he is a legend now- Good Job Rundy.

 

[PapaSquash]

Papa, that song is HARD- I remember when I heard it live on King Bisquit Flower hour-"Holy Heck this Rundy Rawkes<that is how Ozzy sounded introducing him> is FAST."

I had tickets, then he died. Oh well, he is a legend now- Good

My new guitarist wails

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

My new guitarist wails
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Love the look-SEX+DRUGS+R+R!