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Cops: Man Hit Girlfriend With Anger Management Book

Cops: Man Hit Girlfriend With Anger Management Book

Anger management doesn't always work. Just ask 22-year-old Sheelah Thompson, who according to Spartanburg County deputies, was struck by her boyfriend with a rolled up anger management workbook during a fight Monday night at her apartment.

The deputy's report tells an ugly story in which Thompson claims that her boyfriend, 23-year-old Tyler Ford strangled her, threaten to kill her repeatedly, put her phone in the oven to prevent her from calling 911 and "popped" their infant daughter two times on the legs because the child was crying.

The trouble apparently began while the couple was watching a movie. According to deputies, Ford began questioning Thompson as to why she provokes him knowing that he's currently enrolled in anger management class. The reports suggests that Thompson just shrugged, causing Ford to roll up his anger management workbook and strike her on the foot and cheek.

What followed was pretty standard. According to the report, she left the apartment but he called her back in so that neighbors wouldn't call police. When she approached, she allegedly began hitting him. He locked the door for a spell and when he opened it again, she allegedly began hitting him again. He then allegedly hit her. And she allegedly stabbed him with a box-cutter.

Both were arrested. Thompson was charged with criminal domestic violence high and aggravated while Ford was charged with criminal domestic violence second offense.

An anger management workbook can be over 200 pages.
 

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I saw that headline, earlier today, and just had to laugh. I didn't bother reading the article. I hope that she wasn't injured. She probably bought it for him.
 

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he aint doing it the right way! should be slapped with the bare hands (in the rear that is.)
 

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I saw that headline, earlier today, and just had to laugh. I didn't bother reading the article. I hope that she wasn't injured. She probably bought it for him.

The nonsense went both ways...
 

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?








































Two - one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my cock.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:



(Women: Please don't hurt me! :eek2: :Ohno: :eek2: :Ohno: )
 

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Rich!

:laugh2:
 

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Just what the Anger Management authors had in mind when publishing the book.
 

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lol they were just talking about this on talk radio.

I haven't laughed that hard in the car in a long time.
 

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?








































Two - one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my cock.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:



(Women: Please don't hurt me! :eek2: :Ohno: :eek2: :Ohno: )

You got it wrong man....It's three..You forgot the third one to make you a sammich.....:naughty:
 

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Man that chicken was so damn good it would make you slap yo' momma with phone book!
 

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Oooops, I thought the thread was titled "Oh The Ivory."
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