Tim Fezziwig
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Tim Fezz here at the gateleg . HUGE DAY. I'm done with R+R performance. I'm very happy. I drove by Johnny Hate, my drummer+bassist+saviour on I-95 last Wed. driving to Phillies game vs Pitt. I had not seen him since Oct 26,my last gig. He was in the slow lane , I was in the FAST lane. I yelled over EXILE.
"JOHNNY,JOHNNY,"
No response. I honked my horn. Mimed playing an E chord. My heart beat very FASTWAY. I must get together w/ JOHNNY. Record+Practice........
No More Gigs= I'm Very Happy
I was a DOPE. I'm 46 and a half. I have eaten enough JUNK. ZERO respect. I get crap gigs. I beg. I'm treated like a leper. I should have quit in 2008. We had just played a benefit gig with PeaceCreeps=X-A's Woman's Got the Power fame. It was a WOUNDED WARRIOR show. We were very good that night. 56 people came and left thrilled.
Next week. Drummer almost Od's at practice. The syrup? Oxy? Who knows? I ignored the prone+snoring drummer. I yelled over his size 12 sneakers,
"C'mon Tommy Death,my nervous bassist, play FLESHEATER, you open."
We "practiced", Drummer gurgled. It was OVER.
Dang HYYYYYLLIIOOOOPPPP!
The last 5 years I have floundered on. I had my tech drum for the desolate Jodi King vids. He stopped showing. I recruit Johnny Hate last Summer. We record 4 songs. A drunken Johnny "wipes" them
You know what? I'm not "pestering" Johnny. I want to record one final Dbl Album. Gigs? No thanks. Waiting in pee-stunk bars. Getting scorn from MORONS. Keep it. I'm a recording artist now.
Wow!
I feel great. I can drive past CRAP Sports bars and not sweat.
OPEN MICs =KISS MY FEZZ
I'm SO much better than you. You will NEVER see FEZZ live. They are too dumb to understand FEZZ. I'll do appearences. Smile. No more humping my KOCH TWINTONE . I'll do comedy gigs. Sponsor CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAST. Poetry readings. A Poetry comeback........
Tim T sits at the gateleg. FEZZ goes into? A trance? No more craving R+R. Nobody is paying me. FFFFFFFFFFFFaaaaaaaaaarrrrttttt..
"JOHNNY,JOHNNY,"
No response. I honked my horn. Mimed playing an E chord. My heart beat very FASTWAY. I must get together w/ JOHNNY. Record+Practice........
No More Gigs= I'm Very Happy
I was a DOPE. I'm 46 and a half. I have eaten enough JUNK. ZERO respect. I get crap gigs. I beg. I'm treated like a leper. I should have quit in 2008. We had just played a benefit gig with PeaceCreeps=X-A's Woman's Got the Power fame. It was a WOUNDED WARRIOR show. We were very good that night. 56 people came and left thrilled.
Next week. Drummer almost Od's at practice. The syrup? Oxy? Who knows? I ignored the prone+snoring drummer. I yelled over his size 12 sneakers,
"C'mon Tommy Death,my nervous bassist, play FLESHEATER, you open."
We "practiced", Drummer gurgled. It was OVER.
Dang HYYYYYLLIIOOOOPPPP!
The last 5 years I have floundered on. I had my tech drum for the desolate Jodi King vids. He stopped showing. I recruit Johnny Hate last Summer. We record 4 songs. A drunken Johnny "wipes" them
You know what? I'm not "pestering" Johnny. I want to record one final Dbl Album. Gigs? No thanks. Waiting in pee-stunk bars. Getting scorn from MORONS. Keep it. I'm a recording artist now.
Wow!
I feel great. I can drive past CRAP Sports bars and not sweat.
OPEN MICs =KISS MY FEZZ
I'm SO much better than you. You will NEVER see FEZZ live. They are too dumb to understand FEZZ. I'll do appearences. Smile. No more humping my KOCH TWINTONE . I'll do comedy gigs. Sponsor CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAST. Poetry readings. A Poetry comeback........
Tim T sits at the gateleg. FEZZ goes into? A trance? No more craving R+R. Nobody is paying me. FFFFFFFFFFFFaaaaaaaaaarrrrttttt..
