No! A million times no!

Shred Astaire

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Agreed dude....wtf?

HISTORY:
Beard Beer is brewed with a yeast created from Brewmaster John Maier’s beard. No need to freak out, brewers have used wild yeasts in beer making for centuries.

John has had the same old growth beard since 1978 and for over 18,000 brews, so it is no great surprise that a natural yeast ideal for brewing was discovered in his beard.

What does Beard Beer taste like? Try it, we think you’ll be surprised…
 

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What the hell is "Beard Yeast"?


Edit: OK shred, thanks. I agree, no ******* way!
 

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Agreed dude....wtf?

HISTORY:
Beard Beer is brewed with a yeast created from Brewmaster John Maier’s beard. No need to freak out, brewers have used wild yeasts in beer making for centuries.

John has had the same old growth beard since 1978 and for over 18,000 brews, so it is no great surprise that a natural yeast ideal for brewing was discovered in his beard.

What does Beard Beer taste like? Try it, we think you’ll be surprised…


I hope they aren't getting these wild yeasts from other areas of the human anatomy. :shock:
 

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I doubt what is being cultured for use is a natural yeast just because it came from his beard.

It's just the leftover stuff in his beard from dribbling while drinking a few pints of whatever he had to drink that day, cultured and expanded enough to be a volume adequate to pitch into this new beer in the bright tanks.
 

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I doubt what is being cultured for use is a natural yeast just because it came from his beard.

It's just the leftover stuff in his beard from dribbling while drinking a few pints of whatever he had to drink that day, cultured and expanded enough to be a volume adequate to pitch into this new beer in the bright tanks.

The idea that his beard hasn't been cleaned since 1978 isn't any more comforting, Henry.

What's next? Rasta Beer-I, grown from yeast found in some Rasta's locks?!
 

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HISTORY:
Beard Beer is brewed with a yeast created from Brewmaster John Maier’s beard. No need to freak out, brewers have used wild yeasts in beer making for centuries.

John has had the same old growth beard since 1978 and for over 18,000 brews, so it is no great surprise that a natural yeast ideal for brewing was discovered in his beard.

What does Beard Beer taste like? Try it, we think you’ll be surprised…

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Kamen_Kaiju

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hope there's no pearl in that ale.
 

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Better than yogurt made from...nevermind. This is bad enough.
 

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Drink your beard beer while eating your fromunda cheese and crackers...
 

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That explains craft beer and hipster beards. I knew there was a connection

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Wouldn't ingest such a "cultured" mix be the equivalent of vaccination?
Just a thought...
:hmm:

Another medicinal breakthrough in the mix.
:D
 

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