Need a bass player?

[itchybro]

This just in via Jackson Miss....

From Craigslist in Jackson, MS:
Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player.

Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by11pm <x-apple-data-detectors://5> due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.

• Location: Jackson
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2835203944 <tel:2835203944>

 

[rxbandit]

Already a thread..

http://www.mylespaul.com/forums/backstage/183803-hilarious-craigslist-ad.html

 

[jeff_farkas]

This just in via Jackson Miss....

Does this guy need to bring his parole officer with him as well??

 

[12watt]

Does he play any Gary Glitter?

 

[0x00]

Sounds liek a keeper.

 

[itchybro]

Already a thread..

http://www.mylespaul.com/forums/backstage/183803-hilarious-craigslist-ad.html

DOH. sorry.

Mods-nuke if ye' like.