NAD 1.2 Pounds Whoohoooo

[Guy Named Sue]

New Avocado Day bitches!!! Look the size of this and tell me that size doesn't matter! What should I do with it? I have no clue, I don't event eat avocado's.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

Gut shots plz

 

[jkes01]

The only right answer is Guacamole.

 

[Olds442]

rock out with your guac out.

 

[efstop]

It's so... green

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Gut shots plz

I don't know if it's too early to cut it open or not. Was considering Guac like others suggest. But should I wait till it gets more dark green or not? It's pretty firm right now.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

It's so... green

Do they come in other colors than green?

 

[efstop]

Do they come in other colors than green?

I don't know, but '70s appliances weren't so bright

 

[DavGrape]

It's like a foot tall, jeebus.

 

[jkes01]

Put it in a brown paper bag and check it daily until ripe or place it next to bananas.

 

[Lungo]

Avocado is my favorite fruit.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Put it in a brown paper bag and check it daily until ripe or place it next to bananas.

Good idea, will do. Thanks. Good thing I just bought one, I don't even know what to do with a single one

 

[rxbandit]

Guac n' roll baby

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Guac n' roll baby

Sounds like a vegan rock band

 

[rxbandit]

Sounds like a vegan rock band

Or how you'd describe a pregnancy from a Cinco de Mayo party

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Throw it out. It’s the right thing to do for all avocados.

What gives? You don't like em?

 

[JTM45]

I’d hit it, warm that fucker up, take that big Ass seed out and nail the shit out of it, special guacamole

 

[LP121]

How was the setup out of the box? Was it in tune? Probably not I bet.

 

[Ermghoti]

Give it a couple weeks to ripen, then guacamole time.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

I’d hit it, warm that fucker up, take that big Ass seed out and nail the shit out of it, special guacamole

You're sick in the head! Lol