My uncle is finally coming home

[kevinpaul]

My uncle went missing during a vacation in Africa 50 years ago. They are bringing him back home after all these years. My aunt was pleased with the news but is troubled. She wants to know who the hell that other guy is?

 

[kevinpaul]

A bashed in skull in my take on the cause of death.

 

[Pete M]

I dunno, they look like they both got very hungry.

 

[kevinpaul]

Food was not easy to come by.

 

[Mark V Guitars]

I.....I um,

 

[efstop]

They'd fit right in here, in Skeleton Park, make no bones about it.

 

[Digger]

They must have been friends cause it looks like he was giving him a peck on the cheek?

 

[rabidhamster]

I bet they both choked to death, and one was only trying to help.

Also his arms mustve fallen asleep something fierce.

 

[THDNUT]

That's your uncle's mistress in that hole.

They were discovered by the woman's husband 50 years ago.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

One of ems got a boner

 

[kevinpaul]

No one will say what side of the family now that they know that he was a pickle licker. They look natural and happy there. I ain't signing to that package.

 

[KP11520]

Good thing he didn't raise you!

Looks like there's extra balls in there somewhere!

 

[CRobbins]

Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop.
They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet.

 

[kevinpaul]

That's your uncle's mistress in that hole.

They were discovered by the woman's husband 50 years ago.

That's another dude sir. My aunt is really pissed off at him.

 

[THDNUT]

That's another dude sir. My aunt is really pissed off at him.

I should know better than to question a pathologist.

 

[kevinpaul]

She finally caught him and I am sure he won't do that monkey love again. Get a tent or a hut guys!
Put some shoes on.

 

[DavGrape]

Not a dude; no Adam's Apple.

 

[Fiat Lux]

Skull damage could have been caused by that pillow....

Cheers

 

[redjunior]

and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic.Connecticut.......

 

[KP11520]

Skull damage could have been caused by that pillow....

Cheers

Or the other dude's woody! Maybe that was just his name.... Or BOTH! LOL