My Sister Is A Lunatic . . . .

[realjimjim]

Thinks she is beyond smart . . .

Ridicules me all the time . . . .

Because of what I read, what I study, . . . .

. . . . . she's never read James Joyce, Liam O'Flaherty, et al . . . .

I happen to have a degree in Irish Literature . . .

She says: "Jimmy, you're strange! Nobody I know reads the stuff you read!"

She likes Ophra Winfrey and Dr. Phil . . thinks they're all pretty smart . . .

So I'm the family outcast because my sister makes way over $150,000.00 a year and I'm just me!

My other brothers and sisters just follow along with the lunatic B because she makes a lot of money. So she is smarter than me because she rakes in the mega $$$$$$ . . .

I think I'm gonna get banned today for posting drunk . . . .

see you guys in a few weeks . . .

I got a bunch more beers here . . . see y'all later!

 

[a Mad Cow]

We need pics to confirm she's real first.

 

[battra]

In America, money = power.

Period.

 

[Cruznolfart]

Jim, Jim, there's nothing you couldn't do if you would only apply yourself!


























Love, Sis

 

[upl8tr]

I think I'm gonna get banned today for posting drunk . . . .

If you do get banned, you may want to use the time to encourage you sister to sign up to MLP, she sounds awesome...

 

[FrankieOliver]

Edit: this isn't really about Irish literature, is it.

 

[upl8tr]

In America, money = power.

Period.

Period = Lots of chocolate and bad moods...

 

[truckermde]

In America, money = power.

Period.

right?

brains count for diddly-squat in our society

 

[acstorfer]

Okay you told us a little about her, but left out what's important!

Is she hot?

By the way if you say yes, you're sick if you call your sis hot!

 

[VastHorizon]

Friday came early this week?

 

[battra]

It occurs to me that I think I read some of his work in Modern Poetry a couple semesters back....

 

[JTM45]

You may want to change your location just for today

 

[realjimjim]

We need pics to confirm she's real first.

Hey, I got mad and dumped photobucket a few days ago . . .

so i need to upload pics somewhere else . . .

but my sister is/was one beautiful girl!

but that does not mean she knows what she's talking about!

 

[truckermde]

I think I'm gonna get banned today for posting drunk . . . .

see you guys in a few weeks . . .

I got a bunch more beers here . . . see y'all later!

Kool.


Save a couple for me.

I'll pick up a bottle on the way over...

 

[michaelinokc]

Hey, I got mad and dumped photobucket a few days ago . . .

so i need to upload pics somewhere else . . .

but my sister is/was one beautiful girl!

but that does not mean she knows what she's talking about!

This is MLP. We really don't care what she's talking about. Pics, please.

 

[acstorfer]

Hey, I got mad and dumped photobucket a few days ago . . .

so i need to upload pics somewhere else . . .

but my sister is/was one beautiful girl!

but that does not mean she knows what she's talking about!

Sorry, past experience tells me that beautiful women are always more interesting and can never do wrong!

 

[realjimjim]

If you do get banned, you may want to use the time to encourage you sister to sign up to MLP, she sounds awesome...

Hey, I always thought she'd be a perfect match for a Hell's Angles party!

I'm gonna post her pic here . . .

no kidding . . . .

She's really pretty but beyond stupid!

 

[JTM45]

Hey, I always thought she'd be a perfect match for a Hell's Angles party!

I'm gonna post her pic here . . .

no kidding . . . .

She's really pretty but beyond stupid!

Shit, she's perfect!

 

[TeaForTwo]

Hey, I got mad and dumped photobucket a few days ago . . .

so i need to upload pics somewhere else . . .

but my sister is/was one beautiful girl!

but that does not mean she knows what she's talking about!

Your sister might be a bit looney, but, is she as sexy as an inflatable raft ??
.

 

[Chicago John]

Hey Jim, some fine Irish literature for you:

Here lies the body of MaryLee
Died at the age of a'hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity.