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BigAl

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to him: "Hey why the long face?"
 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNR8OVKQhs]YouTube - ‪"Worst Throw Ever... of All Time"‬‏[/ame]
 

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks,

"Why the long face?"

The horse replies,

"I have testicular cancer."
 

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants."

The pirate responds, "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts."
 

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This is for you, Mr. Farkas.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?







Bunny farts.



:thumb:
 

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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, "You're pulling my leg."
oh, I see what you did there... ..the blind girl, sadly, did not :laugh2:
 

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I asked this girl last night,if she would like to go on top
She said"This is your first rape,isn't it"...............
 

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"Doctor, Doctor! Whenever I drink coffee I have a stabbing pain in my right eye!"

"Take the spoon out of the cup."
 

Kamen_Kaiju

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Guy walks around town with a duck under his arm. All the time, constant companion.

Comes home drunk one night with his duck under his arm, kicks in the bedroom door waking up his wife and goes, "This is the pig I've been f**king!"

He wife wipes the sleep from her eyes and goes, "You dumb sh*t, that's a duck!"

"I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK!!!!"
 

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My wife has been missing for a week. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
 

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here's a joke i've just made up:

- so here you have it, a made-in-china custom shop gibson, with rosewood fingerboard,
fret-over-binding, metric bridge and thick poly finish, all yours for only $2999!

- cool! can i pay for it with counterfeit bills?
 


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