Most Pornography is Absurdly Unrealistic

Malikon

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even if I could fuck standing up for 8 hours straight I'm pretty sure I don't want to.

I got shit to do.

There's a reason Men love BJ's,.. there's no work involved.
 

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thinking back to your old avatar, I can see that.

no disrespect meant, just honesty.

Hmmmm.......not sure whats considered unrealistic ?

I guess I'm blessed, my wife and I are extremely physically compatible......

Even as we age there is magic happening.....unbelievable honest magic.
 

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unrealistic??? yes.../ necessary?? absolutely...
 

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This just in

Even REALITY shows are absurdly unrealistic.

*cough* *cough* Storage Wars
 

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wait smacked in the face with dick isn't a real thing? I have known some that were totally into that. :laugh2: ..and ass licking and facials...

and slapping and choking and...


....ok maybe I just dated freaks. :laugh2:


the more I think about it, ... yeah I guess I dated some freaks.

Good times though.


the really depraved Human Toilet kind of stuff I've never known any girls to be into though. And I never met a girl that wanted to switch positions every 20 seconds, most of them find a position they like and just don't want you to fuck it up. :laugh2:
 

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I want REAL dirty XXX-it is meant to "inspire." Porn ,like any drug, can de-sensitize. I often need to "numb down." I met Ginger and Amber Lynn at a convention-REAL SEXY- I liked both of them, they laughed at my "jokes." Modern porn I like is
Adrianna-she has fun and will do ANYTHING
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and Ariella. I like her crow's feet
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I like Porno Stars whose names start with letter A

.Both would make decent wives. They would have to quit the BIZ and be faithful-I'm old fashioned- I believe in monogamy.

Reality? That never comes to play in FEZZworld.
 

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Have you been to Thailand? If you've seen it in a movie you can do it there...
 




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