Mono?

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So, I've got mono :(

I had to take the whole year off school, because, missing more than two weeks, I'd end up failing all of my courses, and, I don't want to fuck up my average. Apparently this shit takes long to go away?

What I'm worried about most, is, can I still see my girlfriend? I can't go weeks without seeing her, but, I don't want to make her sick...

Anybody else have mono, now, or in the past? I can't believe I'm getting this shit at 17 :laugh2:
 

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Who the hell shares a beer ?????????:shock:
 

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Nobody! :laugh2: and, my girlfriend doesn't have it either!

I probably got it from sharing a beer with someone, or something like that! :hmm:

Maybe you just got really drunk & don't remember.. I could've humped a goat last time I was drunk & wouldn't remember:laugh2:
 

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Can't you finish your schoolwork at home? They set that sh!t up for pregnant schoolgirls, I don't understand why they couldn't do it for you? If your still in school, what are you doing with beer/beers?
 

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Can't you finish your schoolwork at home? They set that sh!t up for pregnant schoolgirls, I don't understand why they couldn't do it for you? If your still in school, what are you doing with beer/beers?

I've already started my classes, and, I can only miss a certain number of classes before I get a failing grade, and, all the notes, lectures, etc... I called them today, and, they said the best thing to do was miss this semester, but I AM going back, definitely, in September! :thumb:

As for the beer, everybody kicks back once in a while, right?
 

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I had Mono for almost two months, nearly killed
me and hardened 1/4 of my liver..........that shits bad news
 

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I had Mono for almost two months, nearly killed
me and hardened 1/4 of my liver..........that shits bad news

...not that you should be concerned, 'Picker! ;)

Sorry to hear about the liver CS - that sucks (and probably cuts in to your drinking).

'Picker - hopefully your recovery goes smoothly. Best of luck with it!
 

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...not that you should be concerned, 'Picker! ;)

Sorry to hear about the liver CS - that sucks (and probably cuts in to your drinking).

'Picker - hopefully your recovery goes smoothly. Best of luck with it!

I caught mono, actually our whole band caught
mono sharing a canteen of wine from a hitchhiker
chick we picked up
I caught it at age 20 so it was more dangerous than
when you get it as a kid

ahh the good Ole days of picking up Hippie chicks, catching mono,
crabs and the clap all at the same time
 

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A friend of mine was out for a month cause of it!

Hope your recovery is fast man. Take it easy. :)
 

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I thought I had mono once. Turns out I was just really bored. :rofl:


Seriously. Feel better man, mono is the suck for real. My white blood cells do this weird thing where I am apparently immune to mono, but one of my friends had it out senior year and didn't tell anyone. :Ohno:
 

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Sorry for appearing thick but what the f**k is Mono? Is it downstairs or upstairs? If it's downstairs I've probably had it. Please educate me.:hmm:
 

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it's infectious mononucleosis and it affects your motivation, energy levels and whatnot. It also can cause fever, sore throats, liver damage, and lymphadnopothy (enlarged lymphnodes) among other things. It's usually contracted by sharing food or beverages. However, for a while it was thought the only way it could be contracted was kissing which lead to the term "the kissing disease." So it's kinda an "upstairs" thing.

Here's the wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis
 

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it's infectious mononucleosis and it affects your motivation, energy levels and whatnot. It also can cause fever, sore throats, liver damage, and lymphadnopothea (enlarged lymphnodes) among other things. It's usually contracted by sharing food or beverages. However, for a while it was thought the only way it could be contracted was kissing which lead to the term "the kissing disease.". So it's kinda an "upstairs" thing.

So you can't even have fun while "getting it"! Sheesh! That's bad.:shock:
 

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at least it's not Meningitis or staph. There are much worse diseases out there. Anyway, picker as far as seeing your girl, get a SARS mask. Stylish and protective. :)
 

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