smiling politely as they dream of savage things
- Jan 21, 2010
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A looong time ago I was at "a club" and the purveyor of artistic dance did a thing with an ice cube, even making it disappear after which she dropped it into the waiting mouth of a mailman (full uniform) like a mother sparrow feeding one of her chicks.It's all fun and games until our boys in blue have to deal with ping pong balls. This could get serious.
I am impressed you even asked the appropriate people if thatGlad to hear this all was a joke. Now of course I don’t have a VJ, but I do know some people that do. So before I knew this was a joke, I asked some of them if a VJ has a 12pm to 15’ squirting range. The answer of course was hell no.
I was at a bachelor party years ago where a Latino girl was shooting ice cubes out of her mommy pocket. 6-10’ of distance was not uncommon. My wife didn’t think it could be done either, but turned down the offer to give it the college try.Glad to hear this all was a joke. Now of course I don’t have a VJ, but I do know some people that do. So before I knew this was a joke, I asked some of them if a VJ has a 12pm to 15’ squirting range. The answer of course was hell no.
From Thai strippers shooting ping pong balls to dogs crapping in your yard. You have officially had a full life.You haven't lived until you've wagered on strippers in Thailand, shooting ping pong balls out of their vag... either for distance, or my personal favorite, into pilsner glasses at varying distances and elevations.
I have seen thousands of dollars change hands on a single shot.
Of course, I just came out of the back room with the hookah, so there was the very real possibility that I was hallucinating at the time.