I dated a squirter. Irish girl, she cursed like a sailor. She could gush or squirt repeatedly. IIRC the longest I saw her squirt was about 2 feet.Actually, I probably have been watching the same vids as you. From them, and my questions of those who do have VJs, such liquid discharge can happen from some ( but much less than all) women in the process of intercourse, but never otherwise. And among those women, a range of 15’ is unheard of. But this was a good joke, that caused me to inquire about matters I should have asked about long ago.
That was the first thing I thought.She looks like Amy Poehler's even more demented little sister.
The “Parks and Recreation” star’s name began to trend on Twitter Wednesday, implying that the bizarre headline was a real news story.www.huffpost.com
sorry for the HuffPo link, but they had the headline, even before I thought of it, it came up when I searched for Amy's last name spelling.
Thanks loads, Lt. Guess what image will be going through my mind next time I hear that song?♫ "she bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.."
It smelled like turpentine, It looked like India ink..
I held my nose. I closed my eyes. I took a drink.." ♫
Years ago a few correctional officers at our county jail got into a big tussle with a large angry woman. When it was over, and she had been forced into a cell, one of the officers was missing his badge. Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it. True story.
Don't forget the 2x4 strapped to your ass.picturing : Officer Bob, tying a rope around his waist and saying "I need that badge. I'm going in, boys !"
So why do you feel the need to spoil our fun with facts?Just so y'all know, anything that comes squirting out of a woman's crotch is piss...period. They don't have a reservoir down there big enough to hold that much fluid. If it was vaginal fluid it would just leak out. Sorry to burst bubbles but...
It was a PSA, so when you weirdos say "baby squirt all over me" you may as well be saying "baby piss all over me".Don't forget the 2x4 strapped to your ass.
So why do you feel the need to spoil our fun with facts?
Besides, maybe she has a Super Soaker stuffed up her foo foo.
heh,.. nice...In a t***y bar in Oklahoma City in the '70s I saw a pregnant stripper, more than once, shoot breast milk across the stage at horny drunk dudes who caught it in the mouths. They thought they were heroes.
This was at The Red Dog Saloon, a hallowed institution there. A few years ago a guy who practically grew up there with his stripper mom made a documentary about his upbringing.
and the line, "we don't need no stinking badges" was born.Years ago a few correctional officers at our county jail got into a big tussle with a large angry woman. When it was over, and she had been forced into a cell, one of the officers was missing his badge. Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it. True story.