MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING POLICE OFFICERS

[tjbitt]

Was there a black box?

No, she was white.

Oh no you didn't.............................

 

[Deftone]

Actually, I probably have been watching the same vids as you. From them, and my questions of those who do have VJs, such liquid discharge can happen from some ( but much less than all) women in the process of intercourse, but never otherwise. And among those women, a range of 15’ is unheard of. But this was a good joke, that caused me to inquire about matters I should have asked about long ago.

I dated a squirter. Irish girl, she cursed like a sailor. She could gush or squirt repeatedly. IIRC the longest I saw her squirt was about 2 feet.

 

[LtDave32]

♫ "she bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.

She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.."

It smelled like turpentine, It looked like India ink..

I held my nose. I closed my eyes. I took a drink.." ♫

 

[45WinMag]

It's all fun and games until our boys in blue have to deal with ping pong balls. This could get serious.

 

[rockstar232007]

The article is almost a year old, from a satirical site "where facts don't matter," and some folks on Twitter thought it was real.

What a shock!

I was just going to say that!

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

She looks like Amy Poehler's even more demented little sister.

Sorry, The Amy Poehler Look-Alike Who Squirted Vaginal Fluid At Cops Is Fake

The “Parks and Recreation” star’s name began to trend on Twitter Wednesday, implying that the bizarre headline was a real news story.

www.huffpost.com

sorry for the HuffPo link, but they had the headline, even before I thought of it, it came up when I searched for Amy's last name spelling.

That was the first thing I thought.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

The real story was that the guys were Firemen, not Cops.
And they got hosed.

I got nothing more.
Except maybe that the reference to a "vagina used as a deadly weapon" got me thinking about scent.

 

[DADGAD]

Stripper: “What is the charge officer?”

Officer: “Assault with a deadly Wet-poon.”

 

[JTM45]

Anyone got contact info for the fake squirter? I need to confirm something

 

[scott1970]

Years ago a few correctional officers at our county jail got into a big tussle with a large angry woman. When it was over, and she had been forced into a cell, one of the officers was missing his badge. Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it. True story.

 

[bilbarstow]

Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it.

picturing : Officer Bob, tying a rope around his waist and saying "I need that badge. I'm going in, boys !"

 

[K.O.M.A.]

Just so y'all know, anything that comes squirting out of a woman's crotch is piss...period. They don't have a reservoir down there big enough to hold that much fluid. If it was vaginal fluid it would just leak out. Sorry to burst bubbles but...

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

♫ "she bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.."
It smelled like turpentine, It looked like India ink..
I held my nose. I closed my eyes. I took a drink.." ♫

Thanks loads, Lt. Guess what image will be going through my mind next time I hear that song?

Years ago a few correctional officers at our county jail got into a big tussle with a large angry woman. When it was over, and she had been forced into a cell, one of the officers was missing his badge. Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it. True story.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

picturing : Officer Bob, tying a rope around his waist and saying "I need that badge. I'm going in, boys !"

Don't forget the 2x4 strapped to your ass.

Just so y'all know, anything that comes squirting out of a woman's crotch is piss...period. They don't have a reservoir down there big enough to hold that much fluid. If it was vaginal fluid it would just leak out. Sorry to burst bubbles but...

So why do you feel the need to spoil our fun with facts?
Besides, maybe she has a Super Soaker stuffed up her foo foo.

 

[K.O.M.A.]

Don't forget the 2x4 strapped to your ass.



So why do you feel the need to spoil our fun with facts?
Besides, maybe she has a Super Soaker stuffed up her foo foo.

It was a PSA, so when you weirdos say "baby squirt all over me" you may as well be saying "baby piss all over me".

 

[dc007]

Anyone got contact info for the fake squirter? I need to confirm something

you always make me proud

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

In a t***y bar in Oklahoma City in the '70s I saw a pregnant stripper, more than once, shoot breast milk across the stage at horny drunk dudes who caught it in the mouths. They thought they were heroes.

This was at The Red Dog Saloon, a hallowed institution there. A few years ago a guy who practically grew up there with his stripper mom made a documentary about his upbringing.

heh,.. nice...

Watch Red Dog | Prime Video

Hit songwriter Luke Dick spent his childhood in the rowdiest strip club in OKC, the Red Dog. 30 years later, he began questioning his former stripper mom about his childhood- and she turned out more hilariously frank than he ever imagined.

www.amazon.com

 

[Olds442]

Years ago a few correctional officers at our county jail got into a big tussle with a large angry woman. When it was over, and she had been forced into a cell, one of the officers was missing his badge. Through the window they watched her shove that pointed star badge right up her cooch and smile at them as she did it. True story.

and the line, "we don't need no stinking badges" was born.

 

[scott1970]

and the line, "we don't need no stinking badges" was born.

Had that been my badge I would have thrown it away...and never shared the story with y'all.

 

[DADGAD]

If this scenario happened in Thailand, the officer would have had to deal with ping pong balls.