MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING POLICE OFFICERS

[danohat]

I WANTED to believe it!

 

[Howard2k]

What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?


No guys pays money to have a lentil on his face.

 

[Deftone]

The article is almost a year old, from a satirical site "where facts don't matter," and some folks on Twitter thought it was real.

What a shock!

Party Pooper.

 

[Scooter2112]

She seems nice...

 

[my59]

I’m sorry, where’s the issue?

 

[Dolebludger]

Glad to hear this all was a joke. Now of course I don’t have a VJ, but I do know some people that do. So before I knew this was a joke, I asked some of them if a VJ has a 12pm to 15’ squirting range. The answer of course was hell no.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Woul... naw.

 

[Foo for Thought]

Well, she certainly made a splash.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Women have been using the pussy as a weapon since men discovered hard-ons.

 

[dc007]

Glad to hear this all was a joke. Now of course I don’t have a VJ, but I do know some people that do. So before I knew this was a joke, I asked some of them if a VJ has a 12pm to 15’ squirting range. The answer of course was hell no.

You're def not watching the right internet videos

 

[dc007]

Dude

 

[Howard2k]

Glad to hear this all was a joke. Now of course I don’t have a VJ, but I do know some people that do. So before I knew this was a joke, I asked some of them if a VJ has a 12pm to 15’ squirting range. The answer of course was hell no.

i think you‘ve missed out on some quim cannon delicacies.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

quim

I had to google that.

 

[Dolebludger]

You're def not watching the right internet videos

Actually, I probably have been watching the same vids as you. From them, and my questions of those who do have VJs, such liquid discharge can happen from some ( but much less than all) women in the process of intercourse, but never otherwise. And among those women, a range of 15’ is unheard of. But this was a good joke, that caused me to inquire about matters I should have asked about long ago.

 

[LocoTex]

She's definitely got that crazy chick look.....really big.

 

[freak]

Party Pooper.

No. She's a party pisser.

The party poopers are down the hall.

 

[freak]

We'll never know since the police didn't do this

Well.....were the body cams activated?

 

[LocoTex]

In a t***y bar in Oklahoma City in the '70s I saw a pregnant stripper, more than once, shoot breast milk across the stage at horny drunk dudes who caught it in their mouths. They thought they were heroes.

This was at The Red Dog Saloon, a hallowed institution there. A few years ago a guy who practically grew up there with his stripper mom made a documentary about his upbringing.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

In a t***y bar in Oklahoma City in the '70s I saw a pregnant stripper, more than once, shoot breast milk across the stage at horny drunk dudes who caught it in the mouths. They thought they were heroes.

This was at The Red Dog Saloon, a hallowed institution there. A few years ago a guy who practically grew up there with his stripper mom made a documentary about his upbringing.

We're doomed.

 

[Dolebludger]

In a t***y bar in Oklahoma City in the '70s I saw a pregnant stripper, more than once, shoot breast milk across the stage at horny drunk dudes who caught it in the mouths. They thought they were heroes.

This was at The Red Dog Saloon, a hallowed institution there. A few years ago a guy who practically grew up there with his stripper mom made a documentary about his upbringing.

Loco, I used tol live in OKC and am familiar with the Red Dog, though never went there. Reason? I was at another strip bar. At the other bars, some bikers were asking if they should go to the Red Dog. And another biker said no, it is too dangerous! I decided if it was too dangerous for bikers, it was way too dangerous for me!