MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING POLICE OFFICERS

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MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING VAGINAL FLUIDS AT POLICE OFFICERS IN SELF-DEFENSE

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

“She just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,”



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami-stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at-police-officers-in-self-defense/
 

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She looks like Amy Poehler's even more demented little sister.


sorry for the HuffPo link, but they had the headline, even before I thought of it, it came up when I searched for Amy's last name spelling. :rofl:
 

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MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING VAGINAL FLUIDS AT POLICE OFFICERS IN SELF-DEFENSE

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

“She just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,”



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami-stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at-police-officers-in-self-defense/

I was going to go with an Amy Poehler Joke
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But . . . Gallagher has a daughter !! ?? !!
 

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MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING VAGINAL FLUIDS AT POLICE OFFICERS IN SELF-DEFENSE

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

“She just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,”



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami-stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at-police-officers-in-self-defense/
 


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