Maybe I should change my username?

Meatwad

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So....I'm at the open mic last night, and I show up a little late.

I start my tab at the bar, and the girl asks me what my name is.

"Dave".

She looks at me and says, "There's already two other Daves here", then she spys my Zamboni hat, and says, "You're Zamboni Dave now".

"Okay".

I did my set under that moniker as well.
It went pretty good, and after I finished, most everyone came up to me to ask if I really drive a Zamboni......it's really funny.
Sometimes people talk to me like I'm a fvcking astronaut or sumptin' because I drive a big noisy snow shaving dump truck that goes 9mph.

Zamboni Dave.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

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So....I'm at the open mic last night, and I show up a little late.

I start my tab at the bar, and the girl asks me what my name is.

"Dave".

She looks at me and says, "There's already two other Daves here", then she spys my Zamboni hat, and says, "You're Zamboni Dave now".

"Okay".

I did my set under that moniker as well.
It went pretty good, and after I finished, most everyone came up to me to ask if I really drive a Zamboni......it's really funny.
Sometimes people talk to me like I'm a fvcking astronaut or sumptin' because I drive a big noisy snow shaving dump truck that goes 9mph.

Zamboni Dave.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
When you got it, flaunt it. You saved $100k on that (used) Ferrari you didn't buy...
 

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It's accidental stuff like this that LAUNCHES a career.

I bet - in a million years - you would never have come up with that name.

Seems like a winner from the feedback you got.
Now, you're not just another Dave.

You're The Zamboni Dave
You can't buy that kind of advertising.

Go with it man.

:rock:
 




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