Man wakes to random woman giving him oral

[Marshall & Moonshine]

I explained this to a woman once. There is no such thing as a bad BJ. Although, some are just better than others.

That’s a fact.

 

[dc007]

I explained this to a woman once. There is no such thing as a bad BJ. Although, some are just better than others.

You're quite the encourager

 

[WaywerdSon]

Can you get a stiffy while sleeping?

So, you never had morning wood?

 

[LocoTex]

Can you get a stiffy while sleeping?

Yes

 

[slug_maine]

So, you never had morning wood?

I meant from external stimulation, not from what's going on in your head.

 

[J-Dizzle]

I'm still trying to work out how she got into his house if she was so drunk.

That's some horny commitment right there

 

[WaywerdSon]

I meant from external stimulation, not from what's going on in your head.

whats the difference if you are asleep? Mr Happy is having a good time and you aint invited

 

[GrandJunction]

"Covid was a real threat for everyone in the nation and it was quite relevant as the victim suffered from health issues in his mature years, plainly he was a gentleman concerned about Covid.

THIS is what he was concerned about?

 

[Freddy G]

Dude was just afraid and trying to save his ass from a wife that would have divorced him and taken everything.

 

[LtDave32]

I think I could if it was dark



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You know , when she snaps down on you and loses a tooth, another tooth grows to fill its place.

It's a contant thing.

 

[GearHo]

What are these blow job thing you guys speak of,…and why are they never bad?

 

[ArchEtech]

This story really sucks, but not in a good way.

 

[electric head]

Same.



Eventually traded Linda for Judge Judy.

 

[pnuggett]

Random? Is that code?

 

[lancpudn]

 

[Scooter2112]

You're quite the encourager

It just so happens to be true...and useful. Win/win!

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

I didn't realize this was newsworthy.

Sex makes the World go 'round!

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

He didn’t call it assault until she turned on the lights.
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I bet if she was groomed the right way she could become a Kardashian!

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

I’d rather the burro.

Hey, you're the one to know.
What's its name?

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Hey, you're the one to know.
What's its name?

That’s pretty twisted. Why the hell would you name the burro?