Man falls into lava tube in garden, dies

[VictorB]

Talk about unfair. That burns me up...

 

[VictorB]

Great. Now this thread will erupt with bad puns.

Don’t get all hot under the collar.

 

[pnuggett]

He'll be remembered in this sentimental urn.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Was the guy a midget?

 

[CRobbins]

 

[VictorB]

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

An ignominious death that be.

Still, better than being eaten alive by a shark, bear or T-Rex and end up a pile of crap.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Yes, I did read the article, I know he fell into a hole he couldn't see, I know he didn't fall into lava, and I know he was in his own yard.

I was commenting on the massively unfortunate circumstances of his death, an otherwise perfectly healthy active man basically falling into an unseen hole, probably breaking his neck, crushing his skull, causing massive internal injuries, or a combination thereof.

I get the whole lava tube/sink hole connection.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

@Who. Thank you for the "like". I respond in kind.