You are one hot bitch!
What she's referring to is, there was this guy in first class who was quite obviously (and quite hopelessly) gay. He had these "pleading" black eyes, that seemed to track my every movement. Every time I got up, when I boarded the plane and when I got off the plane, all the way to baggage claim, he was trying to get my attention, catch my glance. Or rather, for me to notice him in some way. His head was swiveling around like Linda Blair.
eeeeewww.
Okay, so who's gonna be the first sumbitch to comment "your heart was pledged to someone else, the poor guy"?
Welcome home safe....
I think for the most part we were all on our best behavior...
There was Maybe A coupLe Instigating, Knowing yOu were Not in theater....
Not that I would name any names....
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I don't know 'bout anyone else, but I found a little cake.....![]()
What she's referring to is, there was this guy in first class who was quite obviously (and quite hopelessly) gay. He had these "pleading" black eyes, that seemed to track my every movement. Every time I got up, when I boarded the plane and when I got off the plane, all the way to baggage claim, he was trying to get my attention, catch my glance. Or rather, for me to notice him in some way. His head was swiveling around like Linda Blair.
eeeeewww.
Okay, so who's gonna be the first sumbitch to comment "your heart was pledged to someone else, the poor guy"?
I can picture if Harms was there and had your back on that guy!I am still cracking up over that![]()
I can picture if Harms was there and had your back on that guy!
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She'd be all like 'you better back off that Beotch! That's MAH MAN!
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Even better...(wrings hands....sports evil grin....)Oh no I wouldn't . I would just be laughing my head off![]()
No need to name names, just follow the trail of popcorn!There was Maybe A coupLe Instigating, Knowing yOu were Not in theater....
Not that I would name any names....
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Oh no I wouldn't . I would just be laughing my head off and maybe warn him about bending over at luggage claim
I'll do that for anyone![]()
I was gonna have to slap you if you put Hanky Panky up there..I thought of a Crash Craddock song...but I thought better of it after a second or two....
He likes that you are sooo good with wood. He can sense it.I'm pretty sure it was he wanting to bend over and pick up his bag in front of me.
That's a target I've no interest in acquiring.
I've had a couple gay guys hit on me before. You have to look at it with the proper perspective.
Instead of thinking, "eww",..you think, "man I'm so hot girls AND guys hit on me sometimes."
Perspective is everything.It's always a compliment if someone finds you attractive. Even if it's a dude that you have no interest in, it's still a compliment.
Y'all know them two were really babducted by aliens, don't y'all?
They'll deny it of course....which is proof....
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