Let's write a song together!

[GibsonRocker]

K let's write a song about Truck Drivers.

I once knew a trucker named Dennis,
He drove the big rigs through Venice.
I met him outside the big stop one night,
And challenged him to a beer drinking fight.
We all gathered round the drinks to be downed,

Someone continue.

 

[ojedad23]

that's when corey and sable appeared

 

[AmazingJourney]

They were looking for NIBs for Dennis

 

[MesaBoogie]

Meanwhile some girls were enjoying Tennis

 

[Sky]

As the lights dimmed and the day disappeared

 

[Lampens]

Forget the 3 shitty lines posted above
Make a goddamn song. Make it country. It's about a trucker damnit.

The beers were a downed
and much fun was to be had
until the alcohol
went to Dennis's head
He started to cry, and singing aloud
the words came a ringing
and he let out this shout

(chorus)
You haul 16 tons and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt

 

[djwilbanks]

Question. Venice, Italy?

How do you drive a truck through that?

 

[Lampens]

Easy, you put a long pipe on the exhaust so it stays above the water and truck away.
BTW I missed that whole Sable thing. What the hell are NIBS?

 

[Clay The Kid]

You "Get Your Wings"

 

[AmazingJourney]

Question. Venice, Italy?

How do you drive a truck through that?

Good question, but they're pretty good with those gondola's. I've been on them when I was just a lad...

 

[GibsonRocker]

Question. Venice, Italy?

How do you drive a truck through that?

You need Corey.

 

[MesaBoogie]

Forget the 3 shitty lines posted above
Make a goddamn song. Make it country. It's about a trucker damnit.

The beers were a downed
and much fun was to be had
until the alcohol
went to Dennis's head
He started to cry, and singing aloud
the words came a ringing
and he let out this shout

(chorus)
You haul 16 tons and what do you get
another day older and deeper in debt

Granted on the other 2 lines but how can you say no to this :

 

[Leumas]

You beat me to it, DJ. He must have been driving after the beer drinking fight. Here' a Venice Big Rig...with Dennis manning the ship!