Let's just call it "68, and I owe you one"...

[BrianB]

In related news, the R&D Dept. at Apple is currently working on a new device called the iTongue for these exact situations.

 

[danohat]

Is it just me or does anyone else think it seems like a really bad idea to piss a woman off while she's got your dick in her mouth?

Must just be me...

It's not just you, buddy.

 

[Deftone]

A friend of mine said it best:
"Sex with the psycho b!tches is the best - you just can't let 'em know where you live!"

Quoted for truth.

 

[danohat]

Quoted for truth.

Quoted for truthiness.

 

[Bluesky]

How did Dice man used to put it...........?

aaahhhh ahhhhh UUUUGH! Theres the door bitch!

 

[Kezman]

Oral pleasure? I'm out of the loop. I must know what this is. Maybe it was invented after I got married.

HaHa!

 

[Daniel]

Ehh... He deserved it.

 

[GammyBird]

...before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness

She'd probably have me beat to death eons ago!!!