"let me just check the warehouse.."

[LtDave32]

So, I ordered a set of WD-Kluson tuners, Double ring.

From the WD -Kluson site. Not Ebay.

So they send me the wrong shit. Single-line keystones.

Even says on my sheet that came with "DR" at the end.

Right order, wrong part.

So I give a call to Kluson, after 8 rings I get a "dude" calling himself "WD Music".

Bullshit. He's some dude on the couch, filling orders by phone.

After provenance is provided on my end, I get "let me check the warehouse.."

Right. As if he's wandered back into the WD Kluson warehouse, clipboard in hand, checking vast rackage and shelving of stock.

He's not within 50 miles of WD. He's on his friggin' couch, and I'm STILL on hold (as I type this), with shitty music blaring from the phone. 5 songs now.


"let me just check the warehouse.."

Gen Z strikes again.

 

[sonar1]

Watch out.
He might have a garage full of take-off robot tuners.

 

[James R]

It's lunch time here on the West coast, he'll get back to you after he eats his Ramen.

 

[Roberteaux]

For some reason, I'm imagining this guy wearing a hardhat while he's back there scrounging around in the warehouse, clipboard in hand...

--R

 

[LtDave32]

Why is every damn thing a "problem"?

Dude man comes back, finally. Says to me "that's what you get from us now".

What? Are you even serious?


"that's what you get from us now"?

You tell me that?

When your own site has exactly what I want listed, as #K-3P-NPKDR

Look it up yourselves if you wish:

Kluson 3 On A Plate Deluxe Series Tuning Machines

Kluson® 3 On A Plate Deluxe Series Tuning MachinesKluson® plate-mounted 3 per side tuning machine set with improved 15:1 gear ratio for more stable and accurate tuning. The housing and button style are period correct for a variety of production dates. This set comes complete with 2 plates of 3...

www.kluson.com

Has a drop-down menu for what I ordered. Plain as day.

Then, after a silence, I get this:

"we ordered at the end of December".

Oh, so you're getting them in at some point, yes? can you tell me when that is?

Cannot do that. Cannot find out when the real stuff arrives.

I thought they were Kluson. I know they are not made here, they are made in Korea.

But it's no problem to order and receive the wrong shit.

"this is what you get", he says..

 

[LtDave32]

For some reason, I'm imagining this guy wearing a hardhat while he's back there scrounging around in the warehouse, clipboard in hand...

--R

This guy never put a hard-hat on in his miserable, cereal-chomping, laptop gazing, scraggle whiskered life.

 

[LtDave32]

Anybody know were I can get 3 on a plate, nickel finish, keystone knob, double ring tuners?

This is specifically what my customer wants. He gets those, the whole job ships, It's done.

 

[Peter M]

Probably best that he is not in a real warehouse.

 

[sonar1]

I wouldn’t spend one more dollar on the firm that guy represents. Ever.

 

[Leee]

That’s a shame.
WD has a lot of products in their sandbox.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

I hope you asked for his preferred pronouns to make sure when you tell him to fux himself that you don't trigger him.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Anybody know were I can get 3 on a plate, nickel finish, keystone knob, double ring tuners?

This is specifically what my customer wants. He gets those, the whole job ships, It's done.

 

[LtDave32]

WD has a lot of products in their sandbox.

NO. No sir. They list a lot of products.

Then they send mom's basement-boy out between bong-hits to find "some" tuners, hoping I won't notice the diff.

Us Boomers are so demanding. so anal..

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

NO. No sir. They list a lot of products.

Then they send mom's basement-boy out beteen bong-hits to find "some" tuners, hoping I won't notice the diff.

Us Boomers are so demanding. so anal..

If I didn't know how pissed you are, I'd be laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.

 

[TheX]

So, I ordered a set of WD-Kluson tuners, Double ring.

From the WD -Kluson site. Not Ebay.

So they send me the wrong shit. Single-line keystones.

Even says on my sheet that came with "DR" at the end.

Right order, wrong part.

So I give a call to Kluson, after 8 rings I get a "dude" calling himself "WD Music".

Bullshit. He's some dude on the couch, filling orders by phone.

After provenance is provided on my end, I get "let me check the warehouse.."

Right. As if he's wandered back into the WD Kluson warehouse, clipboard in hand, checking vast rackage and shelving of stock.

He's not within 50 miles of WD. He's on his friggin' couch, and I'm STILL on hold (as I type this), with shitty music blaring from the phone. 5 songs now.


"let me just check the warehouse.."

Gen Z strikes again.

He was probably sipping a mocha-frapa-chino-delight and playing WOW.

 

[LtDave32]

He was probably sipping a mocha-frapa-chino-delight and playing WOW.

Actually, I think I woke him up.

It's safe and forgiving to sleep all day in mom's basement.

Mom's darling boy needs his rest.

 

[electric head]

here he is...

 

[rxbandit]

I mean... He could have been checking the warehouse's online inventory system...


Wait what am I saying, I mean to say BURN THE WITCH SOY BOY!

 

[TheX]

Actually, I think I woke him up.

It's safe and forgiving to sleep all day in mom's basement.

Mom's darling boy needs his rest.

Mom is probably tired of his shit.

 

[SteveC]

Are you really gonna wind me the fuck up on these woke, work-from-home, millennial or Gen-Z, lazy, dipshit, motherfuckers?

Fucking man-bun, have shaved, metrosexual, croc wearing, kale eating, gimmie back my college loan money pieces of shit?

But, I digress... sorry that happened to you, Dave.