Leaving Town

[Nicky]

I'm going to Nashville next week. Had this conversation with the wifey last night:

Me: "...so if this plane goes down, and leaves you a widow, would you start dating again? Get remarried?"

Wifey: "That's AWFUL! How could you say such a thing, honey? But...I'd miss you terribly of course. I'd never get over it, but in time yes, I might start dating again. I'm younger but time goes by so quickly."

Me (annoyed): "Well, if you did start dating and married someone else, would you live in this house? Our house?"

Wifey: "Oh, I don't know, dear...This is such a terrible conversation. But it's my house, too, you realize, and I love it, so yes, we might consider living here.

Me (REALLY annoyed): "Yeah?? And you'd sleep in our bed, and you'd probably let him drive my car, and play my Les Paul, too!"

Wifey: "No, that wouldn't happen. He only likes Fenders."

 

[kevinpaul]

That was funny man. Mine hops on the phone as soon as I get my boarding pass.

 

[Matt_21]

Haha. I like your wife.

 

[Sin Nombre]

Wifey: "No, that wouldn't happen. He only likes Fenders."

Well at least your your LP won't get molested, some consolation I suppose.

 

[THDNUT]

Did wifey ask if you have an American Express Corporate card?

AmEx offers $500K of life insurance for accidental death, free of charge to all of their card holders.

 

[sliding tom]

 

[James Carney]

So what's your wife's number?
Ya know, just in case...

 

[Rich]

 

[Maynar]

Just bequeath me the LP. I promise to take good care of it. Problem solved.

 

[MooCheng]

oh' man thats funny

I'm sure if I asked my wife she say
she would never marry another musician an certainly not a guitarist,
she says all my friends are " unhinged "

 

[babalooga]

I guess I'm lucky. my wife can't tell a Gibson from a Fender .