just got back from the grocery store...

[Foo for Thought]

Is nothing sacred anymore???

 

[efstop]

I just got back from the grocery store. I didn't look for or run across any broccoli or cauliflower, or related "mashups."

 

[thewonders]

where I was grabbing a few things to make a cheesecake. To my horror, right there on the shelf next to the Aunt Jemima pancake mix was the nastiest thing I've seen in a box in a long long time. Right between good ole Aunt Jemima (in the good box with Aunt Jemima on the front) and the Krusteaz it sat, trying to look all innocent, proudly proclaiming "gluten free organic superfood". A stack of boxes in white and green, gluten free organic cauliflower pancake and waffle mix.

I swear by all that's holy, if anyone ever offers me a cauliflower waffle I will fucking beat them with their own arm.

So... how many boxes did you get?

 

[Meatwad]

I just go to Waffle House, like a normal American would.

 

[TheX]

Waffles are one of the best food inventions ever.

 

[LtDave32]

When I was a kid, sometimes my mom had late teacher meetings and my dad would cook dinner.

He would get cauliflower from the corner store, then proceed to boil the living fuck out of it.

The whole house would smell like one, big giant fart.

Why can't one of them purple haired, skinny-ass bony nose-ring bitches just ban cauliflower?

 

[Chango Malo]

So... how many boxes did you get?

 

[Lungo]

I’d rather have cauliflower ear than cauliflower waffle.

 

[dc007]

Waffles and pancakes are NOT supposed to be good for you

 

[SteveC]

I prefer kale waffles.

 

[danohat]

I hate cauliflower. Psychological aversion. Too close to the awful smell of my brother's farts.

 

[Pal]

I gotta try everything I can to keep the lbs and inches off.

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I get so much shit from my friends for being vegan.

 

[Lungo]

I eat my fair share of cruciferous vegetables, but I try to avoid turning them into something they’re not.

 

[scott1970]

You should try Okra Waffles
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Every child of the South was raised on okra waffles. They're the best.

 

[Chango Malo]

I prefer kale waffles.

Get out

 

[TheX]

I prefer kale waffles.

My wife loves Kale chips, not for me.

 

[Chango Malo]

My wife loves Kale chips, not for me.

that's just munching on toasted kale. Not my thing, but not in the same league as fucking CAULIFLOWER WAFFLES.

 

[Crotch]

Cauliflower is the new kale.

I actually like cauliflower, but I like it steamed with butter salt and pepper

 

[TheX]

Butter can cover a LOT of evils.

 

[wildhawk1]

Speaking of....

Tested out a commercial Belgiun waffle maker this morning that was delivered earlier this week. Toying with the idea of serving them at Farmer's Markets this year.

Krusteaze tasted like cardboard IMHO.

Trying Aunt Jemima Buttermilk pancake and waffle mix tomorrow.

NOT going to try anything with a vegetable in its name.