just got back from the grocery store...

[Chango Malo]

where I was grabbing a few things to make a cheesecake. To my horror, right there on the shelf next to the Aunt Jemima pancake mix was the nastiest thing I've seen in a box in a long long time. Right between good ole Aunt Jemima (in the good box with Aunt Jemima on the front) and the Krusteaz it sat, trying to look all innocent, proudly proclaiming "gluten free organic superfood". A stack of boxes in white and green, gluten free organic cauliflower pancake and waffle mix.

I swear by all that's holy, if anyone ever offers me a cauliflower waffle I will fucking beat them with their own arm.

 

[six-string]

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Fracture]

 

[TheX]

I love gluten. I love pancakes. I love maple syrup.

Oh yeah, cheesecake is a food from the gods.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

You should try Okra Waffles

 

[Kezia]

I dunno man, most cauliflower based recipes I've tried are pretty good. Buffalo Cauliflower bites are an excellent snack.

 

[fett]

 

[CRobbins]

 

[DavGrape]

Red Snapper avatar! ↑
Swate!*

*sweet; pronounced hillbilly-like

 

[Chango Malo]

I dunno man, most cauliflower based recipes I've tried are pretty good. Buffalo Cauliflower bites are an excellent snack.

 

[TheX]

I like cauliflower, as cauliflower. Not rice, not anything else. And lightly steamed, NOT COOKED.

 

[rcole_sooner]

Cauliflower pizza crust sorta works, but it gets soggy easy.

The gluten-free "cauliflower" pizza crusts offered at many restaurants and/or grocery stores are not the same as an all cauliflower pizza crust. They just have some gluten free flour mixed with a small portion of cauliflower so they can claim that.

I'd have to read the ingredients on the pancake/waffle mix to know.

We use the riced cauliflower in a lot of our dishes. I like it.

 

[matthew bear]

I don’t understand why health oriented folks can’t just eat real food... food doesn’t come from boxes on a shelf.

you want cauliflower? Eat cauliflower you fucking knob

 

[Chango Malo]

Cauliflower pizza crust sorta works, but it gets soggy easy.

The gluten-free "cauliflower" pizza crusts offered at many restaurants and/or grocery stores are not the same as an all cauliflower pizza crust. They just have some gluten free flour mixed with a small portion of cauliflower so they can claim that.

I'd have to read the ingredients on the pancake/waffle mix to know.

We use the riced cauliflower in a lot of our dishes. I like it.

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look you'ns. if'n you wanna eat cauliflower, eat goddam cauliflower. Don't lie to me and try to make it something it's not. Like cauliflower pizza crusts and FUCKING CAULIFLOWER WAFFLES.

Ewww Gawd.

 

[rcole_sooner]

I don’t understand why health oriented folks can’t just eat real food... food doesn’t come from boxes on a shelf.

you want cauliflower? Eat cauliflower you fucking knob

I gotta try everything I can to keep the lbs and inches off.

 

[rcole_sooner]

"Tacos" using a single fried egg for a taco shell.

 

[edro]

Somebody's going to hell for that.

 

[redcoats1976]

FVCK a bunch a cauliflower.i will sink as low as broccoli but a mans gotta draw a line somewhere.

 

[edro]

I hear they put it on pizza.... That'll get you kilt down here.....

 

[JTM45]

My vagina just closed a little tighter