Just a stupid funny gig story...kinda

[OHIOSTEVE]

I have a friend who has been like a son to us for many years. Great kid who was friends with Jake. A few years ago he got married and brought his new wife to one of my solo shows. I knew they had been trying to have a baby so I got on the mic and said...BUD YOU BETTER MOVER HER AWAY FROM THAT SPEAKER. WHEN I START PLAYING THIS STRAT SHE MIGHT END UP PREGNANT.... he had a big laugh.... almost nine months to the day she had their first baby. They were at another gig after that and I told him....SEE I TOLD YOU.

 

[Fret Hopper]

You start shakin' that wiggle stick and women just melt!

 

[Uncle Remus]

So did the baby come out some Fender half breed or something? Like a Squier or G&L?

 

[Olds442]

immaculate injection?

 

[James Carney]

Premature speculation?

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

If you had been playing a Les Paul she would have had twins.

 

[sonar1]

Paternity test will settle whether or not anybody can whup child support on you.

 

[Lungo]

Did he get a tattoo?

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Did he get a tattoo?

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding !!!

We've got a Winner!

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

Did he get a tattoo?

Ugh.. lol

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

You start shakin' that wiggle stick and women just melt!

You know it's funny. I am old, fat, bald and not good looking. I have been propositioned more times while playing than I can count.

 

[OHIOSTEVE]

If you had been playing a Les Paul she would have had twins.

Yeah but they woulda weighed 15 pounds each and undecided on whether they wanna be top wrapped or not lol.