jokes & funnies.

[PeteK]

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Maybe it's not really Dave's fault after all.

Every time I see that picture, I think it's a comedian making fun of how fat and sloppy Axl became. I sometimes forget that picture is the real thing, not a joke.

 

[DADGAD]

 

[Guy Named Sue]

 

[mtgguitar]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1693085084239359

 

[Guy Named Sue]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1693085084239359

What's next bungy jumping down right in front of it?

 

[Tone deaf]

The only difference between a hooker and a politician is that when you run out of money, the hooker will stop screwing you.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

The only difference between a hooker and a politician is that when you run out of money, the hooker will stop screwing you.

As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

 

[Tone deaf]

 

[05jrock]

Wonder what incident caused them to put a sign up

 

[Tone deaf]

Wonder what incident caused them to put a sign up

Not sure I want to know...

 

[Tone deaf]

https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/f3f98d00f6fca645b4abba7826bd9cf0.mp4?attachment_cache_bust=3630898

 

[SteveC]

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Would

 

[Tone deaf]

Would

Would as well. Almost crossed "Body building chick" off my bucket list in South America, but we had a scheduling conflict.

 

[PeteK]

Wonder what incident caused them to put a sign up

I assumed it was the bathroom on the porn set

 

[Guy Named Sue]

 

[Spartom]

 

[Spartom]

 

[Spartom]

 

[Guy Named Sue]