jokes & funnies.

[DADGAD]

 

[DADGAD]

 

[DADGAD]

 

[cjpeck]

 

[Bytor1958]

 

[DLRG]

 

[PeteK]

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I think this is a misprint. He's the guy that won the Tour de France a bunch of times on steroids.

 

[Bytor1958]

Louis doesn't get the credit for his moon landing.

Louis Armstrong first man on the moon.

 

[LP1865]

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Accurate as hell

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

http://instagr.am/p/CNTUXcQDScy/

 

[Bytor1958]

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

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That's agism !

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

@SteveC

 

[SteveC]

@SteveC

Yea, for sure. LOL

When we were little kids (8-10) everyone had one of these. We used to play Army with them. No shooting anyone closer than 10 feet was the rule. I am still amazed, thinking back on this, how none of us put out our eyes.

Our mothers obviously lied to us!

I can vividly remember getting shot in the arms & legs - fucking ouch! You shot at arms & legs, because the clothes covering other parts would dull the pain.

 

[TheX]

Yea, for sure. LOL

When we were little kids (8-10) everyone had one of these. We used to play Army with them. No shooting anyone closer than 10 feet was the rule. I am still amazed, thinking back on this, how none of us put out our eyes.

Our mothers obviously lied to us!

I can vividly remember getting shot in the arms & legs - fucking ouch! You shot at arms & legs, because the clothes covering other parts would dull the pain.

We used to gather outside of our small town in Nebraska after school to have stick fights. We'd split up into two teams, one on either side of the creek. Tears were shed, injuries happened, not a single person got sued or cried to mom. Only about 3K people in the town, it was awesome as a kid.

 

[SteveC]

We used to gather outside of our small town in Nebraska after school to have stick fights. We'd split up into two teams, one on either side of the creek. Tears were shed, injuries happened, not a single person got sued or cried to mom. Only about 3K people in the town, it was awesome as a kid.

It was awesome as a kid!!!

Because when we were kids, we weren't fucking pussies.
And, our parents were not douche canoes!

 

[TheX]

It was awesome as a kid!!!

Because when we were kids, we weren't fucking pussies.
And, our parents were not douche canoes!

Amen to that!

 

[Olds442]

we had it all and chose to ruin lives.

 

[Tone deaf]

We used to gather outside of our small town in Nebraska after school to have stick fights. We'd split up into two teams, one on either side of the creek. Tears were shed, injuries happened, not a single person got sued or cried to mom. Only about 3K people in the town, it was awesome as a kid.

Yup. Blood was drawn. No lawyers or authorities ever called.

 

[VictorB]