"Pee wee made a career out of jerking off. I never even liked the guy until I heard he jerked off all over himself. Now he's got my respect. I'm waiting for his next movie to come out. The adventures of Pee Wee COMING in a THEATER near you!"
I took my Jeep over and old bridge in the wilderness that consisted of two giant steel I-beams (one for each side/tires). If I fell off the bridge it was about an 8-10' drop. If I got stuck, it was a 25 mile walk to help. I had to do it twice (out and back). My experience is a kin to driving through a puddle next to that picture.