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[Guy Named Sue]

 

[MenaceMartin]

Scientists Have Described a Dinosaur's Butthole in Exquisite Detail

When a dog-sized Psittacosaurus was living out its days on Earth, it was probably concerned with mating, eating, and not being killed by other dinosaurs. It would never even have crossed its mind that, 120 million or so years later, scientists would

www.sciencealert.com

We're still talking about this asshole 120 million years later?

We're so out of luck

 

[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

And she’s out of the will.
Very out.
Out.
OUT.

 

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[Olds442]

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[Guy Named Sue]

How do Swedes handle the harsh winter? They build a huge penis on a roundabout. It's an old Nordic tradition that dates back to the viking era actually.

Seriously they found this a few days ago, they don't know what to do with it.

 

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[Guy Named Sue]

 

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[DADGAD]

 

[Bigfoot410]

 

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[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

 

[Wuuthrad]

Yesterday thousands and thousands of people turned 21, some at precisely the 21st minute of the 21st hour on the 21st day of the 21st Century!

And how many thousands of bars were closed?!

 

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