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Blues_Verne

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Senior Sex
I visited my auntie at the Senior Center the other day. She's 82 yrs old and looks stunningly good, could pass for 20 yrs less. I asked her what keeps her so youngish. Her straight answer: "Sex and alcohol".
"So when did you have sex the last time?" I asked her.
"1945", she replied.
"Aww, that's a long time ago."








"Why? Now it's 15 minutes past 20..."
 


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