jokes & funnies.

[alankelly]

 

[Spartom]

that looks kinda cool, actually.

Just need to toss some bread crumbs on the other side to complete the pattern.

 

[alankelly]

My two vegan neighbors got in an argument.

It was a plant-based beef.

 

[alankelly]

Today I spotted an albino dalmatian.


It was the least I could do.

 

[alankelly]

The best safe word to use during sex is "meatloaf," because it means, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”

 

[DLRG]

 

[socialhero]

 

[bungle]

 

[Guy Named Sue]

So... What's your favorite breakfast cereal?

 

[socialhero]

 

[AlanBiker]

 

[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

 

[dc007]

 

[six-string]

When I meet a woman the first thing I look at it is her heart!
It's not my fault if her (. ) ( .) are in the way!

 

[VictorB]

 

[socialhero]

 

[VictorB]

 

[VictorB]

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