A lady leave the doctors office with her daughter and says let's get a drink. They go to the bar and tells her daughter that she has inoperable cancer and only has weeks to live. Some female friends show up and ask why they're crying. The lady tells them that she has AIDS and only has weeks to live. Her daughter says you told me it was cancer. She says it is, but I don't want any of those bitches trying to fuck your dad.
Japanese convenience stores are turning to technology to try and solve their labor shortage, with two of the country's largest franchises testing out a robot that can stack shelves.